WTW: Where’s Your kabbalah god Now, Esther?
August 17th, 2005 at 9:09 am by Preston Taylor Holmes
Esther disappointed in her failure to achieve Christopher Reeve status, lack of help from her “god”.
The singer cracked three ribs and broke her collarbone and hand when she tumbled off a horse Tuesday at her country home outside London, said Liz Rosenberg, Madonna’s spokeswoman, who is based in New York.
Madonna’s husband, director Guy Ritchie, took her to the hospital, Rosenberg said, where the birthday girl was treated and released.
The accident occurred at Ashcombe House, the couple’s 1,354-acre estate about 100 miles from London. The estate was featured in Vogue this month.
When finally reached for comment, Esther said that all she was trying to do was emulate her hero, Christopher Reeve, who, unfortunately passed away last fall.
“When I made the decision to throw myself from the horse and reap the public relations benefits that Chris got, I realized at the last minute that maybe it wasn’t such a good idea. By that time, it was too late and I was hurtling towards the ground at a rate of speed that I wasn’t ready for. I cried out to Propecia, the mystical spirit of Kabbalah to save me from harm,” Esther lamented.
“I’m still not sure if that helped or not. I either thank Propecia for saving me from my death or blame Propecia for not saving me from serious injury,” added Esther.
Here are your White Trash Wednesday bloggers….
August 17th, 2005 at 9:45 am
HAYYY!!! PRESSTIN!!!!
WHO IS ESTER?!!? AND PROPEESHA?! I USTA NO THIS GURL HER NAME WUZ PROPEESHA AND DAYUM SHE WUZ A HO I BET THAT THAIR ESTER IS TO!!!!
August 17th, 2005 at 10:13 am
Where do I gets me one of those Kabbalah bracelets? I want to be cool like Esther is!!!!!!
–Frothy
August 17th, 2005 at 10:18 am
Beulah, where you been? I’ve been lookin’ all over for you.
Frothy, first you throw yourself from the horse, then you get the bracelet.
August 17th, 2005 at 12:53 pm
Madonna and horse. I always knew I’d see those two words together in a headline.
August 17th, 2005 at 1:20 pm
She strikes me as someone who would blow a horse… oh… what… she said ‘throw!’ Ah… makes more sense. Kind of.
August 17th, 2005 at 4:21 pm
You’re No Christopher Reeves Madonna
Madonna’s failed attempt at becoming the Christopher Reeves of Kabbalah….
August 17th, 2005 at 5:48 pm
That is a F’ed up thing to say!
I mean, yeah its funny …
and sure, I’m just jealous I didn’t say it first …
… but still!
/TJ
August 17th, 2005 at 7:37 pm
It would have been funny if someone yelled “Vogue” at her when she fell on her ass.
But, I guess not since she got hurt.
August 17th, 2005 at 8:25 pm
Nah – it still would have been funny, Katie. And TJ, you know that one was just too obvious. I almost felt guity posting it, but what the hell.
August 18th, 2005 at 12:06 am
Who the fuck is Madonna?