Saint Cindy
August 18th, 2005 at 9:34 am by Preston Taylor HolmesI was really going to limit the Sheehanigans here to one post, but the Saint Cindy quotes that blogger Matt Drudge just posted are too good to pass up. Does this mean that the Old Media is going to start distancing themselves from the Ditch Bitch?
“We are not waging a war on terror in this country. We’re waging a war of terror. The biggest terrorist in the world is George W. Bush!”
Sheehan, who is demanding a second meeting with Bush, stated: “We are waging a nuclear war in Iraq right now. That country is contaminated. It will be contaminated for practically eternity now.”
Sheehan unleashed a foul-mouth tirade on April 27, 2005:
“They’re a bunch of fucking hypocrites! And we need to, we just need to rise up…” Sheehan said of the Bush administration.
“If George Bush believes his rhetoric and his bullshit, that this is a war for freedom and democracy, that he is spreading freedom and democracy, does he think every person he kills makes Iraq more free?”
“The whole world is damaged. Our humanity is damaged. If he thinks that it’s so important for Iraq to have a U.S.-imposed sense of freedom and democracy, then he needs to sign up his two little party-animal girls. They need to go to this war.”
“We want our country back and, if we have to impeach everybody from George Bush down to the person who picks up dog shit in Washington, we will impeach all those people.”
IMPEACH THE DOGSHIT PICKERUPPERS!!! She’s almost as pottymouthed as I am!

UPDATE:
I have just officially trademarked the term “Ditch Bitch™”.
**EXCLUSIVE****MUST CREDIT SIX MEAT BUFFET **
Also, please see Ace’s Sheehan Top Ten List. You need it.










August 20th, 2005 at 1:57 am
What’s the deal with dogshit pickeruppers? People SHOULD pick up their dog’s shit. Is it better to be a dogshit leaver?
I mean let’s be reasonable.