Quit Stalking Me, Britney
August 19th, 2005 at 8:00 am by Preston Taylor Holmes(via the Smokin’ Hot Feisty)
Britney Spears to name her unfortunate offspring after me.
The expectant singer went on an after-hours shopping spree at an exclusive Beverly Hills area baby store where she bought all baby boy clothes.
A spokeswoman for the store said she could “neither confirm nor deny� the Spears’ shopping spree. But another source backs up the buzz that baby Federline will be a boy: “They’re mulling several names, but the one they favor is Preston.�
This is all a big ploy to try to get me back. It’s not going to work, Britney. You had your chance. Now quit calling me, visiting my blog, sending me e-mails, mailing me thongs, naming your kids after me and driving by my house late at night. IT’S OVER. Move on, honey.
August 19th, 2005 at 8:43 am
Um dude, you can’t get her pregnant by making love to a magazine cover… just so you know. Otherwise, you’d have knocked up half the women ever on a Vanity Fair cover…
August 19th, 2005 at 8:55 am
Return of Vader
Today’s dose of NIF – News, Interesting & Funny … Another sweet, even if slightlyh limited blogation, Friday
August 19th, 2005 at 8:55 am
Thanks a pantload, Vex. It would have been nice to get this information before I got all those paper cuts.
August 19th, 2005 at 11:03 am
oh, yeah, keep rubbing it in, “Preston.”
at least Feisty calls all her clients “Johns.” HA! beat that!
(and I’m well aware that I might have unintentionally put in some innuendo. it was purely unintentional. purely)
August 19th, 2005 at 10:11 pm
send the thongs my way. Big money on Ebay:smile:
August 20th, 2005 at 3:03 am
Oh hell. I emailed you about that in the afternoon…and never realized you posted about this already.
Whoopsie.
August 20th, 2005 at 5:03 pm
Sadie Lou, no need to apologize. I get a tingly feeling down there whenever you e-mail. No matter the reason.