Comments on: Reason #812 Why I Won’t Care When San Francissy Falls Into the Ocean

By: SixHertz House of Pain

SixHertz House of Pain — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 17:00:10 +0000

The Reddest skies you’ve ever seen in Seattle

OK. But let’s put those Seattle bad-vibes back in the protective case for now, and let’s take a look at something Reddish to come out of the home of my AL West cellar-dwelling Mariners.

By: Saoirse

Saoirse — Mon, 22 Aug 2005 02:11:19 +0000

Isn’t this kinda’ stupidity expected from, “The Peoples Rebublic of Kalifornia”,?
I am so glad that I live in a flyover state! If I had to deal with this kind of neo-com on a day to day basis, I’d move. Oh wait, I live in PittsburgH which is a vast area of neo-com surrounded by normal thinking people. I’m lucky in that I don’t have to go downtown and deal with the true hardcore neo-coms.

Hey, I’m new to this whole blogging thing so excuse my naiteve.
I like 6MB and RTG and of course thewvsr.
BTW saoirse is Irish for FREEDOM.
26+6=1

By: MacStansbury

MacStansbury — Sun, 21 Aug 2005 22:23:13 +0000

depends…is there any wine country in Washington State?

By: jesusland joe

jesusland joe — Sun, 21 Aug 2005 22:22:35 +0000

PTH, I was thinking east and west, and we would be rid of most of the liberals, and the illegal alien problem would be half solved.

By: Preston Taylor Holmes

Preston Taylor Holmes — Sun, 21 Aug 2005 15:12:38 +0000

I knew that this story lent itself to a slew of wisecracks. Thanks for picking it up and running, lady and gentlemen. Mac, if it does shake north and south, can we keep the quake from screwing up wine country?

By: smantix

smantix — Sun, 21 Aug 2005 13:49:19 +0000

If not for that ship, San Franciscans would only have the option of tiny, Japanese penises to fill their gaping manholes.

Being that it’s the USS Iowa, with it’s John Holmeslike 16″ guns, you’d think they’d want to pretend they were naked and running backwards through a cornfield.

Mental note: San Francisco’s 1st rejection for “shore leave” for seamen from the Navy? Have The Village People been notified?

By: Dean

Dean — Sun, 21 Aug 2005 04:10:54 +0000

What can I say coming from the People Republic of Kalifornication. Micheal Savage must be livid over this.

By: Feisty R. Whore

Feisty R. Whore — Sun, 21 Aug 2005 03:29:23 +0000

Fun fact of the day: Feisty’s gramma and grammpa met ‘n fell in love when Feisty’s grammpa docked in San Fran following WWII.

San Francisco can kiss my ass for not allowing the ship to dock there.

By: Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith — Sun, 21 Aug 2005 02:25:29 +0000

What a bunch of Leftist pussies. You'd think that i'd boycott the City in a berkeley-republican styled protest, but where else will I find strippers and Hooters? Scantily-clad and nubile women really do triumph over all. And that puts me and Bill Clinton on the same side of an issue. [shudders] Really, if the SF Board of Supervisors wants to remain consistent, they'll evict the USS Pampanito. And then they'd climb into their eco-friendly Thought Police boats, cross the bay and go sink the USS Hornet. Bastards. All of them. Damn them and their conveniently located and seemingly endless supply of single-malted scotch and/or cleavage.

By: MacStansbury

MacStansbury — Sun, 21 Aug 2005 01:58:59 +0000

yeah, here’s where I say my deal about California being on a transverse fault, and it’s gonna go sideways, like North and South, not down into the ocean, yadda yadda yadda.

no, the proper way, and the most humane and rational, is with nukular misels. that’ll shut their whining up.