Too Much Information

August 23rd, 2005 at 3:13 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

First we had to hear about Jude Law’s little johnson, now this?

Mick Jagger has a tiny willy, according to his Rolling Stones bandmate Keith Richards.

Keith, 61, shattered the myth of Mick’s legendary manhood as the Stones kicked off their world tour in the US.

The guitarist said: “His c**k’s on the end of his nose. And a very small one at that. Huge balls. Small c**k. Ask Marianne Faithfull.”

He also scoffingly referred to his old friend’s willy as “that little thing” in an interview with Q magazine.

I mean, really. Mick’s little red rooster? If it’s nothing to talk about, quit yappin’ on about it.

On a completely unrelated note, here’s an old lady tokin’ up…

She’d fit in nicely down at Cindy’s Crawford Summer Peace Camp, methinks.

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3 Responses to “Too Much Information”

1. katie Says:
   August 23rd, 2005 at 5:59 pm

   Jude Law? No!!!

   Guess I’ll have to obsess about another Hollywood actor…

2. canuck Says:
   August 23rd, 2005 at 7:41 pm

   just obess about preston. he’s all the man you’ll need.

3. Feisty R. Whore Says:
   August 23rd, 2005 at 10:32 pm

   I second that, Canuck. Preston can rock my world frontwards, backwards, upside down and triangular any ‘ol time. And I shall obsess about it incessantly until he does.

   I’ve heard enough about smallcock lately. Where are the bigcock news blogs? Hit me with a link, wouldja, Preston, my darlin’??