WTW: Rock’s Queen of White Trash Knocked Up?
August 24th, 2005 at 8:00 am by Preston Taylor Holmes
In addition to recent revelations that Courtney Love may have a minor substance abuse problem, it appears that Love is now knocked up with limey actor Steve Coogan’s baby.
Love has confirmed that she is expecting Coogan’s child following a torrid two-week affair last month, reports the newspaper News Of The World.
She says, “Yes, I am pregnant with Steve’s baby, but I’d rather not talk about our relationship.”
Sadly, Love has already reproduced once. The terrifying thought that her genetics may be carried on by yet another human being is, at best, frightening.
The Hollywood News sheds a little more light on the relationship.
A source at the paper said, “It was literally non-stop sex. Courtney described Steve as ‘a f**king sex addict’ and said he had a major substance problem.”
“He admitted to seeing seven other women as well as Courtney but he told her he wasn’t in love with any of them – he was falling in love with her.”
And what heterosexual male could resist falling for Courtney? My knees turn to rubber just thinking about her feminine beauty…
Here are your White Trash Wednesday bloggers….
August 24th, 2005 at 8:48 am
Sometimes ‘easy’ is sexy. In this case, Coogan was probably wearing a thick pair of beer goggles.
August 24th, 2005 at 11:06 am
My knees turn to rubber just thinking about her feminine beauty
gebbus man, were you born with Dan Marino’s knees?
August 24th, 2005 at 11:23 am
Holy shit! I did a WTW post!