Nickie Goomba has more WWII Dr. Seuss cartoons. It’s amazing how the Nazi appeasers of yesteryear are the same people appeasing the islamofascists today.

First we had to hear about Jude Law’s little johnson, now this?

I mean, really. Mick’s little red rooster? If it’s nothing to talk about, quit yappin’ on about it.

On a completely unrelated note, here’s an old lady tokin’ up…

She’d fit in nicely down at Cindy’s Crawford Summer Peace Camp, methinks.

Pat Robertson has called for the assassination of Venezuela’s tin-pot dictator Hugo Chavez.

Robertson’s fatwa has resulted in a backlash from people on the left and right alike – cries of “hypocrite” and “un-Christian” ring from the bookstores and Unitarian Universalist temples across the country this morning. But if you can get past the shouting to what he actually said, it makes a lot of sense – the only issue is that you usually don’t say this kind of stuff live on television.

Works for me. While we’re at it, get whoever does the job to stop in Cuba and waste Castro on their way back. 2 birds with one stone and what-not.

UPDATE:

After giving it some more thought, I’ve just realized how offended I am by Robertson’s statements. Consequently, I’m going to vote him out of office as soon as he’s up for re-election. And that’s a PROMISE.

It’s been a while since the last Religion of Peace™ Roundup here at 6MB, so this one is overdue.

Note: I like to make sure and note up front that islam is the only true Religion of Peace™, because I figure that will throw off the folks at CAIR and they won’t try to get me fired from my blog for speaking ill of their peaceful faith.

Aaron has fallen out of love with Condi. Funny, so have I.

Dr. Shackleford shares the good news – and some graphic images – of dead terrorist Saleh Muhammad al-Aoofi. He was one of the sacks of shit involved in the beheading of Paul Johnson. al-Aoofi was thankfully killed last week by the Saudis. They get lucky once in a while I suppose. There’s just no prettier sight than a dead terrorist.

The Adventures of Chester brings us a report from MEMRI that details how certain members of the ROP™ used targeted kidnapping, rape and execution to “interrogate” those suspected of collaborating with the Americans. It’s just another interpretation of jihad, you know.

There are videos of the interrogations at MEMRI as well, and Blackfive wants them shown on American TV. I agree. I wonder how much CAIR would cry about that?

In case you missed it over the weekend, Chad Evans has the story of how British purveyors of the R.O.P.™ were plotting to attack the British parliament with chemical weapons, but that the plot was thankfully foiled.

Last but not least, Robert Spencer at Jihad Watch must get a ton of hate mail. That’s what happens when you expose unsightly truths. But this particular piece of hate mail is classic:

Historically, the Sunday Night Poll has been a multiple-choice-type of exercise. Sometimes funny, sometimes crap. Anyway, tonight’s is definitely crap. Crap because both Fox News’ incessant Natalie coverage and MSNBC’s incessant Sheehan coverage have both been crap. But which is crappier, I ask you, dear reader?

Both networks should be raked over the coals equally for their respective coverage of non-stories. Fox for pandering for cheap ratings and MSNBC for pandering to their anti-American, Hardball-sheep viewer base.

So the question, which coverage do you find more annoying?

UPDATE:

For the record, I don’t watch either one, so I’m not voting.

City of San Francissy wags its finger at big bad imperialist warship – says, “oh no you di’unt think you wuz comin’ all up in here.”

Immediately following the comment, an emotional Mirkarimi burst into tears, citing something he remembered from a recent viewing of the Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood he had purchased on DVD.

The worst part of this whole story is that it puts me and Dianne Feinstein on the same side of an issue.

No Dianne, it’s the San Francissy you’ve helped to coddle and turn into a leftist shitbox. It’s always troubled me that such a beautiful city is run and inhabited by the liberal scum of the earth. You’re partly to blame Dianne, so spare us your crocodile tears.

More on the USS Iowa.

(via the Smokin’ Hot Feisty)

Britney Spears to name her unfortunate offspring after me.

This is all a big ploy to try to get me back. It’s not going to work, Britney. You had your chance. Now quit calling me, visiting my blog, sending me e-mails, mailing me thongs, naming your kids after me and driving by my house late at night. IT’S OVER. Move on, honey.

You may or may not have heard that the lack wits behind the “sorry everybody” website have put their moving and tragic photos in a new book (with foreword by Ted Rall!) titled, of course, “Sorry Everybody.”

From the looks of it, the book came out in January and I’m pretty damn late on it, so I guess it’s not so new, but who cares – it still gives me the opportunity to post more of those great we’re so sorry photos! And if there’s one thing I don’t mind doing, it’s rehashing old themes as new “content”.

Incidentally, they put out a CD as well – available on I-tunes – including the following artists: Antibalas, d_Cyphernauts, Dada, David Rovics, Free Radicals, The Hourlys, Hungry March Band, Man On Earth, Orange Park, The Prince Myshkins, The Simple Things, World View. Yeah, I haven’t heard of any of them either, except for Dada – a washed-up early 90′s act. Do yourself a favor and don’t buy any of the shit that any of these bands put out. It probably won’t make a dent in their non-existent sales, but just boycott on principle. Now on to shooting fish in a barrel… Click to enlarge

Also see these cult classics:

They’re Still Sorry
We’re So Sorry… And So Pathetic
Useless Idiots
Moore-Ons

I was really going to limit the Sheehanigans here to one post, but the Saint Cindy quotes that blogger Matt Drudge just posted are too good to pass up. Does this mean that the Old Media is going to start distancing themselves from the Ditch Bitch?

IMPEACH THE DOGSHIT PICKERUPPERS!!! She’s almost as pottymouthed as I am!

UPDATE:

I have just officially trademarked the term “Ditch Bitch™”.


**EXCLUSIVE****MUST CREDIT SIX MEAT BUFFET **

Also, please see Ace’s Sheehan Top Ten List. You need it.

I’ve really tried to stay away from the story of the BTK killer. It nauseates and enrages me. If I was in charge, and fortunately for him, I’m not, he would be put in a room and slowly starved to death. However, during the weeks (or months) that it took him to die, he would be beaten, tortured and raped incessantly, but not to the point of death – he would still need to die from starvation. The torture would have to be just enough to keep him in constant, unbelieveable agony – a sneak preview of what his time will be like in hell.

But we don’t do stuff like that in this country, now do we? It’s a fucking shame we don’t.

UPDATE:


Rader gets 10 consecutive life sentences.

[sarcasm] That’ll sure show him. Whew! That sure is some tough justice there! [/sarcasm]

My only remaining hope is that he’s raped and beaten in prison every day for the rest of his fucking worthless vile life.

Hans Bricks has disappeared. Come back Hans!

Or at least give us an e-mail address that works. Would it kill you to say hello now and again?

Esther disappointed in her failure to achieve Christopher Reeve status, lack of help from her “god”.

When finally reached for comment, Esther said that all she was trying to do was emulate her hero, Christopher Reeve, who, unfortunately passed away last fall.

“When I made the decision to throw myself from the horse and reap the public relations benefits that Chris got, I realized at the last minute that maybe it wasn’t such a good idea. By that time, it was too late and I was hurtling towards the ground at a rate of speed that I wasn’t ready for. I cried out to Propecia, the mystical spirit of Kabbalah to save me from harm,” Esther lamented.

“I’m still not sure if that helped or not. I either thank Propecia for saving me from my death or blame Propecia for not saving me from serious injury,” added Esther.

This is why we need to keep the digital divide as WIDE as possible.

Well, another one of my blog crushes has bitten the dust. Luckily, this particular crush is going to continue blogging. She’s just taken herself off the market by running off to Vegas and getting hitched!

All of us (me) at 6MB would like to say

A quick double-shot of Titans’ news on Titans Tuesday.

First, it looks like Pac Man may actually be at practice today. Word is that he and the Titans have come to an agreement on a five year deal. I hope this doesn’t mean I have to like him now. I’m prepared to hold a season-long grudge if necessary.

Next, Drew Rosenhaus – better known lately as Terrell Owens’ agent – is in town stirring up trade talk on behalf of Billy Volek, the Titans’ backup QB.

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And according to Phil Hendrie, ignorant cow. Sounds about right to me. Why am I not surprised that she is now a columnist at the Huffington Post?

Her latest (not) column at the Post is truly inspiring:

She’s really letting it hang out these days. She’s even admitting other ways she’s used her son’s death to her advantage!

To be honest, I haven’t been following the Sheehan story much until this weekend. When I saw how the Old Media was propping her up as their own personal Christ figure – AND that she had completely changed her story after meeting with President Bush initially – I decided it wasn’t worth tuning in. Now that she’s completely exposed herself as a raving, drooling idiot, it’s much more entertaining.

Her follow-up letter to the President shortly after the election in November of 2004 provided a window into her descent into moonbat madness, where she failed to “re-defeat Bush”. (via Realclearpolitics)

There’s much more in her letter – it’s worth reading the whole thing to give you an idea of her lack of mental capacity and general vileness.

All the right-wing pundits have been bending over backwards to be overly tender with her, considering that she did lose her son in the war, which is understandable. She has now forfeited that consideration with her recent Crawford antics and her “Israel out of Palestine” nitwittery over the weekend.

So now we know that Cindy is a braindead sockpuppet for the Moore-ons of the left, parroting their tired anti-American, anti-Semitic cliches with the ferocity of Courtney Love at a crackhouse. Cindy has been given more than the benefit of the doubt and it’s nice to see that we can now push that courtesy out of the way and tell it like it is. Additionally, since Cindy has come out and declared her intention not to “pay her taxes” – as if the taxes she would contribute during her extended unemployment would benefit the federal checking account – the IRS should go ahead and begin the auditing process now.

It’s gotten to the point that even her own family has denounced her with this public statement.

I feel for her family most of all – they’ve lost a loved-one in the war and now they have to sit back and watch the Old Media lick Cindy’s boots and have their good name dragged through the mud in front of the entire country. That’s got to be more than a little maddening. Actually, I have some high profile moonbat relatives of my own, so I have a fraction of an idea of what it’s like, but nothing like what they’re going through.

Plenty of folks in the sphere have been on this story all week and Annika has cut to the chase nicely:

Cindy even has the David Duke seal of approval! That’s something of which to be truly proud. I guess when the common cause is pushing the Jews into the ocean, all of the poisonous pundits can come together as one.

Cindy, do your family a favor and crawl back under your rock. Better yet, get a job. That way, when you threaten “not to pay your taxes”, that might actually mean something.

Also see: Sing along with Cindy.

UPDATE:

The dingbat’s husband has had so much that he’s filing for divorce. The Smoking Gun has the scoop. (via Malkin)

A link I meant to include earlier: A message to Cindy from Mohammed at Iraq the Model. Puts things in perspective.

Van Halen has filed a lawsuit against the Baltimore Orioles for allegedly backing out of a contract for a concert at Camden Yards.

The deal was allegedly broken when Orioles officials actually heard “new” tracks from the most recent Van Halen release, Best of Both Worlds.

“We can’t have shit like that in our stadium. It just isn’t right,” one Orioles official was quoted as saying.

The band hasn’t yet announced which frontman will represent them in court – DLR, Sammy Hagar or Gary Cherone.

“They’re each unique in their own unique way,” said bassist Michael Anthony, in between swigs of sweet, sweet Jack Daniels.

It’s almost that time again. The leaves will start changing colors instead of bursting into flames, as they’ve been doing during this hellish inferno of a Knoxville summer. The University of Tennessee football team has returned to campus and has begun their fall drills of blocking, tackling, shoplifting, raping and assault. To top it all off, I turned on the TV last night and there were my beloved pre-season Tennessee Titans taking on the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

Much like last fall, we’ll be celebrating football season with Football Fridays – pigskin-related stories, predictions and other nonsense to temporarily take our minds off the fact that there are bloodthirsty islamofascists trying to kill us everywhere we turn.

This week, we celebrate the Titans’ pre-season by discussing Titans’ first round draft pick and training camp hold-out Adam “Pac Man” Jones.

This Pac Man is not to be confused with the original Pac Man or 2 Pac, who is currently pushin’ up daisies.

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…And gives me another excuse to post hot naughty teacher pictures.

Pamela plead no contest last week and received 270 days in jail for her tryst with a 13-year-old boy.

I do like the fact that they prohibited her from making money off of her notoriety during her 8-year probation. Though, you’d have to wonder if she wouldn’t just want the story to go away after her time in lockup.

Yeah, making it with a 13-year-old is pretty sick. If he’d been 16 or 17, probably not as sick, but I have to admit that this story is substantially icky. But that won’t stop me from posting more pictures of the hot teacher below the fold. (click to enlarge)

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As you’ve probably already heard by now, these scum-sucking wastes of space have been captured:

The good news, of course, is that the couple has been captured. The bad news, sadly, is that they were taken alive – and Jennifer Hyatte was taken to a Columbus-area hospital to have her wounds treated.

Now we can look forward to a lengthy trial, which will not end with either one of these pieces of shit being executed, because we just can’t seem to get around to throwing the switch here in Tennessee. I was really hoping that there would have been some type of incident – real or concocted – that would have resulted in the violent deaths of these two human landfills. Aaaaah… what the hell, the state needed something to do with my tax dollars anyway. Might as well spend it on food, housing and medical care for these two.

On a side note, perhaps we should send the Kingston Police and the TBI down to Aruba – if they can find these two in a couple of days, they would have found Natalee months ago and Re-Greta Von Horseface could have moved on to the next attractive missing white girl.

(via Beth)

Go visit Chris Muir’s Day By Day. While you’re there do two things:

1. Click repeatedly on the Click 4 Cathy banner and help fight cancer.
2. Enjoy the archvies of great cartoons Chris has produced.

I realize that I should have saved the Crazy Eyes Mowing post for WTW, but I was just so damn excited to see her back in the news – and doing yardwork – that I had to throw the post up there prematurely.

Instead, this week, you get the stories of two white trash Florida moms who both ought to spend a good deal of time in prison, but of course, they won’t.


The first is Darnell Lee Kreuzer, a mom who claims she pushed a 5-year-old girl out of the way to protect her from a vicious, bloodthirsty rolling golf ball at a putt-putt establishment.

She’ll get off on a white trash technicality, I’m sure. Not to be outdone, whitetrash shitbag Lori Marie Heine just couldn’t take her 7-year-old son’s complaining anymore and left him by the side of the road.

A young boy wandering up to a stranger in a park is never a good thing. Especially in Florida, where the state is crawling with unregistered sex offenders and Hector Vex.

When this piece of garbage, who should have been sterilized at birth, got to the station, predictably, she was hammered.

Wow. Two shining examples of why it’s a shame that anyone can procreate. We really should have some rules for that. Well, back to your Wednesday with you.

Marc Cohn, known for his hit song “Walking in Memphis,” but better known as ABC news bimbette Elizabeth Vargas’ husband, was shot in a carjacking attempt Sunday night in Denver.

The fact that Cohn was not shot while walking in Memphis was a blow to the Bluff City’s reputation as a crime-ridden Detroit-wanna-be.

Memphis Mayor and part-time evangelist Willie Herenton noted the city’s disappointment in a press release earlier today stating that, “In a time when our city needs to find its way into the national spotlight, the least Cohn could have done was to have been victimized in our fair city, which he memorialized in trite, folksy song. He owes the city at least that much.”

Another one of my blog crushes calls it quits? Damn! I feel somehow responsible.

Well, not really, but almost.

Anyway, as long as I have my other sluttier Feisty, I’ll be alright.

I don’t know about you, but if I’m one of the astronauts who went up in the Space Pinto this go-round, I’m as nervous as a four-balled tomcat in a room full of rockin’ chairs tonight.

TUESDAY AM UPDATE:

Happy landings. Preston Jr. gives the landing one thumb up. With his other hand he’s eating Raisin Bran.