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It’s Time For a Six Meat Protest

September 8th, 2005 at 2:00 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

In the wake of Katrina’s Darwin Effect and Saint Cindy’s Summer Camp, I’ve realized that it’s time that I got some answers from President Bush.

While I haven’t settled on a date yet, I will be traveling to Washington D.C. this fall to set up a camp – CAMP ACCOUNTABILITY – outside the White House and I will be DEMANDING a meeting with President Bush to address a long list of items for which he owes me ANSWERS – and he owes them to me NOW.

This is the initial list of items for which President Bush is either partially or completely responsible. The list will probably grow before I make the trip to D.C., but this will do for now. Please feel free to add your own items in the comments, if you would like some answers from President Bush!

  • I waited for almost a full 10 minutes at the Wendy’s drive-thru for fries the other day. The hispanic woman at the window said that “they weren’t ready yet.” You can bet your ass that if I’d been an illegal immigrant, not only would they have given me the fries right away, but they would have also selected the most golden brown fries in the tray. What say you, President Chimp?
  • Just this morning, as I was getting dressed for work – where I am under-employed due to the President’s reckless tax-cuts – I noticed that my burgundy loafers had developed holes in them. Why did you allow holes to develop in my shoes, President Shoeholemaker?
  • Last week, as Hurricane Katrina – WHICH YOU CAUSED WITH YOUR DIABOLICAL WEATHERMAKER MACHINE – passed over the Southeastern U.S., I received a frantic call from my own mother. She said that the hurricane had blown leaves into the pool. There are many leaves in my mother’s pool!!! In between sobs, she said she couldn’t even count how many there were, there were so many. How many times do I have to say it, Mister President Too-Dumb-To-Be-President? Where was FEMA when my mother had a leaf emergency? Surely you didn’t expect her to get those out herself. HEARTLESS FEDERAL BASTARD.
  • Maybe you didn’t get to see the game this past weekend, Mister So-Called-President, but Tennessee’s dismal offensive performance against UAB was unthinkably horrific. The Federal Government should have intervened as soon as Eric Ainge was named starter and demanded that Rick Clausen be given the starting job instead. It was that lack of Federal-level decision making that resulted in a near-catastrophic loss to the Blazers – who, for some reason, have a DRAGON on their helmets. A DRAGON! What the hell? Perhaps you didn’t care about our offense, Mister President-If-That-Is-Your-Real-Name-So-Called-President, because they wear a semi-gay shade of orange. HOMOPHOBE.
  • Last but not least on my list as it stands now, my pet cat growing up was a silver tabby. His name was Frosty. He was always a trusted friend to me, until he got old and lost control of all his bodily functions. He eventually had to be put to sleep. I cried a little when that happened. But only a little, because I’m not a cat person. WHERE WERE YOU, MR. SELECTED-NOT-ELECTED? I won’t forget your carelessness when it’s time to vote again – I will make DAMN SURE you’re voted out in 2008. For me and for Frosty, the cat YOU killed.

I hope the rest of you who can spare the time and energy will join me at CAMP ACCOUNTABILITY just outside the WHITE House. (Typical that it’s called the WHITE House. They probably don’t even let people-of-color in there.) Stay tuned for updates as to the time and date of the protest.

Background.

UPDATE:

UPDATE 2:

I finally see the attraction of acting like a Kossack or a DU’Her. This is fun! Added to the blame list:

  • The extinction of the North American Unicorn.
  • Mary Katharine Ham’s busted lip at the zoo, in or around 1986.
  • Feisty’s current employment as prostitute.
  • The Pirate’s 7-year itch.
  • Pedro Vex’s disappearing socks.
  • Rusty adds both 9/11 and poverty.
  • Aaron has the inside scoop of how George Harrison has risen from the dead to provide Wolf Blitzer with a list of 46 other natural disasters that were caused by President Bush.
  • Vinnie’s broken wireless adapter.
  • Vanderbilt’s atrocious football team AND Jeff’s aluminum siding AND Jeff’s need for some hot illegal action.
  • Canuck wants to know why the lights on Kingston Pike don’t flash yellow late at night. That’s a good question, Mister President-Wants-Red-Lights-So-We’ll-Have-To-Burn-More-Big-Oil-For-Your-Big-Oil-Company-Cronies-President, if that is your real name, Mister President.
  • Raven wants answers for the early change of seasons. Apparently it’s happening to soon for her. Why are you allowing that to happen, Mr. Get-Winter-Here-Quick-So-We-Can-Burn-More-Natural-Gas-President!
  • Vic spilled his morning coffee. Where was a FEMA strike team when he needed more? Probably in Iraq, Mr. Too-Many-Troops-Fighting-An-Illegal-War-And-Not-Enough-At-Home-President!
  • Beulah Mae’s laundry list of incomprehensible items.
  • Dane Bramage speaks of the horrors of Bush-Related Obesity combined with the unspeakable fashion horror of white after Labor Day. If there’s one group that President Bush cares about less than black people, it’s FAT people.
  • Chris Fritz wants to know why the President won’t let any hurricanes run rampant in Arizona. Obviously the President is trying to keep Arizona dry so that there will be more forest fires this morning that he can fly in and put out, grabbing all the glory for himself. It’s so obvious.
  • Kender wants to know why he has to walk from one end of the Houston airport to the other, while President Bush gets his own damn plane. Here’s a tip, Kender. Gain about 200 pounds and they’ll have to drive you around the airport in one of those little race cars for fat people while the rest of us have to jump out of the way.

31 Responses to “It’s Time For a Six Meat Protest”

  1. Deliverance Says:

    Ah, the classic Preston returns. Welcome home.

  2. jeff Says:

    Could you work Jeff Gannon into that?

  3. Cranky Neocon Says:

    Other People’s Funny

    If you’re not reading Wuzzadem throughout the post-Katrina media muck-fest, go do it now. Start here. The Nose On Your Face details other Bush family crimes throughout history. Political Therapy. Every danged thing. Six Meat Buffet is leading a protest.

  4. pedrovex Says:

    President Bush steals my socks…I want answers.

  5. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:

    President Bush steals your socks? Now that’s just flat-out silly.

  6. T. Longren » How Dare You President Bush? Says:

    [...] Yah, I don’t really have much talent for satire, so I’ll just let you read the good stuff for yourself. This is the first time I’ve seen Six Meat Buffet “lash out” at president Bush like this. [...]

  7. the Pirate Says:

    He gave me the 7-year itch

  8. Feisty R. Whore Says:

    If President Bushy McCarpet wasn’t so damn anti-woman, I KNOW I wouldn’t be a prostitute right now. NARAL 4 eva!

  9. Johnny Walker Red Says:

    I demand answers for the extinction of the North American Unicorn.

  10. The Chip Mathis Experience Says:

    I’ll be out of town awhile

    This is just piling on, but I’m not ashamed to ride along on someone’s coattails if it furthers my agenda.

  11. Homely Says:

    I’d like to know who paid for those signs the protesters are holding up in front of the whitehouse that read: Shame on Bush.

    I have to agree, why didn’t bush’s wheather machine kick the shit out of the rest of the poor people and gang bangers in this country.

  12. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:

    Now, now, Homely. And Feisty, you and the rest of the girls on da block better not be holding back funds from your pimps to donate to NARAL. You best be paying yo tribute, gurrrrrrrrrrrrrl.

  13. Mad Dog Vinnie Says:

    CHIMPY MCBUSHITLER BUROVETON BROKE MY WIRELESS ADAPTER AND NWO I’M STUKC WITH A LAPTOP CHAINED TO A DESK STOOPID RHIECH WING NUT BUSHALLIBURTON JESUS FREAK ASSHOLE I WANT ANSWERS

    LONG LIVE THE PEACE MOTHER

  14. Jeff_W Says:

    A piece of aluminum siding blew off my house when Katrina came by TN. When is someone coming to fix it, Mr. President?

    Living outside of Nashville in Ashland City, why must it be over 22 years I have to witness the senseless slaughter of Vanderbilt at football season, Mr. Bush? Shame, shame, shame. Where is the Presidential Decree Vanderbilt must be given an affirmative action 24 points boost at the start of the game so they might win 3 this year instead of 2?

    Prez GW, if you are going to keep promote illegal immigration, why can’t you send a couple hot chicks looking to find an American hubby? Don’t you care? Or is it as I expected, you don’t care about us white folks, Rich Man?

  15. Canuck Says:

    i blame president bush for the fact we don’t have blinking lights after 11pm on kingston pike. why they hell don’t we have blinking lights afer a certain time at night? why must i waste gas on red lights when traffic is dead and NO ONE is coming from the other direction, ever!? preston, you can that one with you to washington. i want answers.

  16. BEULAH MAE!!!11!!!! Says:

    HAAAYYY!!! WAHT THE FUCK THAT MR PREZ AINT GITTIN ME NO FEEMA MONY!!!! AN IM HAVIN A BAD MHAIR DAY CUZ HE DONE BRUNG ALLA THAT RAIN AN SHIT OVOR MY TRAILOR CUZ THAT THAIR DOCTER DEAN TOLE ME SO CUZ BUSCH HE TRYIN TO FLUD OUT MORE OF THEM CULLER’D FOKES!!!!! AND THAT THAIR HURICANE FUCKED UP THE PALANNED PARANTHOOD CLINNIC SO WARE’S I SPOSTA GIT MY RUBBOR’S FER MY BOY FREIND’S!!!! U RICH CHICKEN HAUK U BETTOR SEND MONY TO PALANN’D PARANTHOOD FER THE HURRICAINE DAMIT!!! AND I CAINT GO TO NO WARSHINTON CUZ MY PICKUP AINT GOT NO GASS AN I AINT GOT MY FEEMA CHECK FROM BUSCH!!!! IM SO DADGUM MAD I COULD SPIT!!!!!!!!! AGIN!1!

  17. Townhall C-Log Says:

    Camp Accountability

    I busted my lip on my first trip to the zoo, EVER, circa 1986. All I wanted was to see the monkeys, but Chimpy McBushitler prevented me from doing so due to his appalling lack of federal oversight of the North Carolina Zoo’s tricky, gravelly steps. Af…

  18. Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith Says:

    Holy Crap in a Pita. It looked like you were complaining that there were “many leaves in [your] mother’s poo

    although that’s a valid complaint too…

  19. Vic Says:

    I spilled my coffee this morning. MY MORNING COFFEE! DO YOU PEOPLE HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT KIND OF EMERGENCY THIS IS? ALL OTHER PROBLEMS PALE IN COMPARISON TO A LACK OF COFFEE!

    Where the fuck was Bush during this crisis? I demand some answers!

  20. And Rightly So! Says:

    A Protest Event…

    Preston is getting a bunch of us bloggers together, to PROTEST President Bush’s policies.
    Come join us! THIS is important. Dammit. Some of the things Preston wants President Bush to address:
    I waited for almost a full 10 minutes at the Wendy…

  21. Feisty's Pimp--Big John D Says:

    NARAL’s on my payroll. I don’t want my merchandise all round-bellied and hungry. Gotta take cares of that. Sometimes my merchandise gets all Knoxvilled up by they’s johns, ya know!!!!

  22. basil's blog Says:

    Breakfast: 9/9/2005

    Try one of these specials with your breakfast: The Therapist says even Satan is distancing himself. The Gunn Nutt looks at the cure for ADHD. Slugger O’Toole reprints an Irish Times column looking at the impact of Katrina on the

  23. Dane Bramage Says:

    On my way to work I had to walk behind a fat woman in white stretch pants! The Horror! She had to have at least 90 pounds of butt squeezed into 20 pound capacity pants! And WHITE after LABOR DAY!!!??? Where was FEMA during this fashion emergency? Doesn’t Bush care??? My eyes! My eyes……

  24. NIF Says:

    Schwing!

    Today’s dose of NIF – News, Interesting & Funny … Another Friday, already in progress

  25. Chad Evans Says:

    I’m just pissed off that I haven’t recieved my federal money for the time when an illegal alien hit my car. Strike that. Both times. If Gore or Kerry were in office, I’d have that check along with a splitting headache.

  26. In the Bullpen » Bush Killed Preston’s Cat Says:

    [...] Prepare for a laugh and read this post, but make sure you read the comments too. [...]

  27. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:

    Chad, it’s important that you SPECIFICALLY blame the President directly for your car troubles. Simply blaming the Feds isn’t enough.

  28. Chip Says:

    Can we blame Cheney? I heard the suggestion of the F-word on Rush Limbaugh yesterday because that Halliburton heart attack son of a bastard donkey was in Mississippi where Trent Lott’s stupid porch used to be talking to the right wing media. And that’s HATE SPEECH. And I have sensitive ears, and cursing gives me INDIGESTION and HIVES, for which I now need MEDICAID!

  29. P Campbell Says:

    I likes to goes to DC wid u Preston, but that danged ole Bush don’t let them put no extry monee in my wellfair check for travlin’ and such–he don’t like short dumpy blonds I rekon. I herd he let em all drownd the bastard.

  30. Chris Fritz Says:

    I live an uneventful life in a desert town in Arizona. We never get a hurricane that’ll put us all over the news. Why, Bush, why? Why does Arizona never get a hurricane? We can use the rain. I want answers. I think it’s because we’re not Texans over here, and will think that no matter what Bush says, but I still want answers =(

  31. Kender Says:

    I had to walk from one gate to another at houston airport the other day, and had the plane left 20 minutes before it was scheduled to I would have missed my flight….I want you to ask President “I don’t have to walk at airports” Bush why HE gets special treatment and us regular people have to walk.

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