On Second Thought, Keep It
September 13th, 2005 at 8:31 pm by Preston Taylor HolmesThose wacky Romanian chicks. They’ve got asses like glove compartments.
Cell phone thief hides stolen cell phone in her poop shoot.
Romanian police caught a female mobile phone thief by dialling the stolen phone – and hearing it ringing from her bum.
Police in Iasi stopped Petronela Brandus, 24, as she tried to get off a bus after other passengers said they saw her steal a mobile phone.
But after a search failed to find the phone, police decided to call the number to see where it was and heard a muffled ringing coming from under the woman’s dress.
“The station doctor extracted the phone and we sprayed it with disinfectant before handing it back to its owner.”
You know, just keep it. I’ll go get another.
September 13th, 2005 at 8:56 pm
you obviously don’t have Cingular as your carrier.
trust me, Eurotrash back-stank ain’t nothing compared to the service I get. it would make my phone sound better
September 13th, 2005 at 10:06 pm
Man if it was on vibrate she might of shit herself.
September 13th, 2005 at 10:38 pm
Isn’t there a Frank Zappa song for this????
September 13th, 2005 at 11:44 pm
Can you hear me now?
September 13th, 2005 at 11:53 pm
Muffled Romanian Ringtones.
Preston Taylor Holmes of Six Meat Buffet finds a story that, well. . . you just have to read it yourself. It’s the way he surrounds a story.
September 14th, 2005 at 7:22 am
Eeewwwww! And what body part would be used for the “hands-free” option?
September 14th, 2005 at 12:34 pm
I wonder if she was hot.