Comments on: Roberts To Easily Win Supreme Court Confirmation

By: Jay

Jay — Sat, 17 Sep 2005 14:10:55 +0000

I’m rolling in the floor about Kennedy and the dead hooker, and the swim in a car!:grin:

By: Cranky Neocon

Cranky Neocon — Sat, 17 Sep 2005 00:10:54 +0000

I’m Not Sure What To Make Of This

Not to be outdone, Senator Edward Kennedy (D-UI) did two lines of coke off the bare chest of a dead hooker under his podium before assailing Roberts on his lack of respect for womenâ€™s privacy rights. A puzzling volley ensued.

By: Smantix

Smantix — Fri, 16 Sep 2005 23:04:22 +0000

Direct all props to P-daddy. The stuff I’m writing here was just getting me kicked off of every shithole site in Nashville.

To make it here, I need to write about local zoning board meetings for non-existent historical neighborhoods or about the exact moment that the tv show “Moonlighting” jumped the shark.

By: Deliverance

Deliverance — Fri, 16 Sep 2005 20:19:10 +0000

Smantix, consider it (well) done.

By: Antisemantics

Antisemantics — Fri, 16 Sep 2005 15:01:06 +0000

Get Smart, Senator Schumer

Is there anyone left who seriosuly thinks Judge Roberts isn’t the man for the job?

CourtTV — one of many — provided a terrific example of why. (I apologize for such a long quotation, but sometimes the setup for a joke takes a while):

Sen. Tom …

By: Preston Taylor Holmes

Preston Taylor Holmes — Fri, 16 Sep 2005 12:24:29 +0000

Sadie, did you not see that I jumped on Tom Coburn here? I'm hurt. And Deliverance, give Smantix the credit, I'm just his pimp.

By: Deliverance

Deliverance — Fri, 16 Sep 2005 11:42:03 +0000

Outstanding, Preston. It’s Six Meat Buffet time in Tennessee.

By: basil's blog

basil's blog — Fri, 16 Sep 2005 11:05:26 +0000

Breakfast: 9/15/2005

Try one of these specials with your breakfast: California Conservative looks at the President’s speech. Confederate Yankee looks beyond the speech. WuzzaDem looks at ABC’s post-speech interviews. The Therapist looks at ABC’s post-speech interviews. …

By: Sadie Lou!!!

Sadie Lou!!! — Fri, 16 Sep 2005 08:25:50 +0000

HAY THAR PRESTON MARIE! THATS FUNNY. BUT WHAT ABOT THAT TOM COBURN?

By: MacStansbury

MacStansbury — Fri, 16 Sep 2005 04:02:53 +0000

I swear that I heard this “woowoowoowoowoo” sound and I saw them guys up there having their souls sucked right out of them by the Dread Pirate Judge Roberts. can’t believe you left that part out.