The Kid is Not My Son
September 15th, 2005 at 2:43 pm by Preston Taylor HolmesAs I’m sure you all already know, that skank I used to bang has finally hatched the dreaded Federline egg.
While little Preston Michael Spears Federline (noted by both MacStansbury and Phin as “PMS Federline”) may have my name, he does *not* have my superior genetics. And it wasn’t for Britney’s lack of trying.
Thank God I decided not to create those frozen embryos she wanted so much.
Thanks for the tip, Maximum Leader!
September 15th, 2005 at 4:34 pm
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Today’s dose of NIF – News, Interesting & Funny … It’s Stop the ACLU Thursday
September 15th, 2005 at 5:37 pm
Congratulations! Now, if you can manage to get custody, you have some BIG child support payments coming your way…
September 15th, 2005 at 9:00 pm
Great angle, Slick. I may still be able to cash in on that, provided I can get my hands on the right DNA.
September 15th, 2005 at 10:01 pm
Congratulations on your juice working.
September 16th, 2005 at 10:33 am
HEY STOP TALKING ABOUT MY LADY THAT WAY!! She is only a ho when she is on stage. If it weren’t for that sucker punch, my gimpy leg, and the fifth of Jack I had for lunch that Federline loser would be lying on the floor.
September 16th, 2005 at 8:33 pm
Christ, Earl. Her twat would need to be ADA accessible for you to be able to throw your hotdog down her hallway.