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Memphis: Home of the Blues – and Frontline in the WOT?

September 16th, 2005 at 9:29 pm by Johnny Walker Red

I wonder if I ever bought cigarettes at this guy’s store. Thank God they caught him before he got behind the controls of the Lisa Marie:

A federal magistrate Thursday ordered Maawad, a 29-year-old University of Memphis student from Egypt, jailed until his trial on charges of wire fraud and fraudulent use of a Social Security number.

[. . .]

Between April and August, the penniless student ordered $3,000 in aviation materials, DVDs titled “Ups and Downs of Takeoffs and Landings,” “Airplane Talk,” “Mental Math for Pilots” and “Mastering GPS Flying,” FBI agent Thad Gulczynski testified.

He also ordered a pilot’s coat and hat, and a chart of the Memphis airport terminal area from Spotty’s USA in San Diego.

Copycat weirdo, or the real thing? Is there a difference? I actually almost feel sorry for the guy – if my religion forbade me from eating the barbecue here, I’d be homicidal too.

I’ve been hard on the guv’ment lately, but hats off to the authorities involved in this one.


6 Responses to “Memphis: Home of the Blues – and Frontline in the WOT?”

  1. Smantix Says:

    This dude is guilty as hell.

    Fun with internet searches!

    Let’s see if memri can translate this page

    since it’s a jihadi chatboard that he was speaking on through his aol account.
    Mmahmoud2004@aol.com

    Mr. “I come here for school for seven years illegally” posts that he’s “in union” with this magdyhussien character who’s posting jihadi bullshit on servers all over the world.

  2. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:

    Insomniacs. Is there nothing they can’t do?

    I say take the bastard out back and deal with him Soviet Style.

  3. phin Says:

    Drag him down the street behind a horse, to the hog houses, where he should be buried in the lagoon.

    By the way if he’s mad about not being able to eat Memphis barbeque, just think about how upset he’d be if he knew what real barbeque is when he saw it. Even Allah says there ain’t nothing better than Eastern North Carolina Barbeque.

  4. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:

    Damn, Phin, maybe you need a trip to Memphis to get some Pork-Related Edumacation.

  5. NIF Says:

    ARGH!

    Today’s dose of NIF – News, Interesting & Funny … Talk Like a Pirate Day edition, ARGH!

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