There’s so much good stuff going on in the news and the greater ‘sphere, and here I am crippled by this damn job. We’ve been so busy here at Six Meat churning out content that we’ve neglected the art of the semi-regular link-drop.

First things, first, it’s HANS WATCH: DAY 50 according to Parrot Check, who is apparently counting. If you’re out there, Hans, check in! Duncan is starting to get me worried about you and your relationship with Hugo Chavez. Come back, Hans Bricks! We miss you. Really. Would it kill you to send an e-mail or leave a comment?

Area 417 has uncovered the Lost Scrolls of the Bill of Rights. They were uncovered right next to the huge crater that was left after the government blew up the New Orleans levees, intentionally flooding the black neighborhoods, leaving the white neighborhoods unscathed.

Dr. Shackleford spent his weekend chainsawing trees in the Katrina damage zone. He’s also got a message to those of us on both the right and the left assigning blame to various parties. Just go read it.

You may or may not have heard the absurd remarks last week by GOP mouthpiece Tom Delay, when he said that there is “simply no fat left to cut” from the Federal budget. After the spending spree those bastards have been on, not only is this comment laughable, he should be driven out of office for being completely fucking deranged.

In response to Delay’s nonsense, Insty and N.Z. Bear have teamed up to encourage the blogosphere to help find the fat in their state and local budgets. There is even a Porkbusters blog out there. If I didn’t know any better, I’d think they were trying to steal my meat gimmick.

Stop the ACLU has the scoop on memos related to the Roberts nomination that could tie leftist special interest groups to certain Dim-O-Crack members of congress. Unfortunately, if you can find a dead body in the back of a submerged Dim-O-Crack’ Senator’s car, and that’s not enough to nail them, I doubt this will amount to much.

Is anyone else sick-to-death of seeing President Bush 1 and President Clifford’s ugly mugs on television begging for money? It seems like every time something happens, these two team up to repeatedly offend my sensibilities via television and radio. Then President Clifford has to take his temporary opportunity in the media spotlight to take unnecessary shots at President Junior. I was considering taking on Clifford’s comments, but Garfield Dave has already done an excellent job of taking him to the woodshed. Why reinvent the squeaky wheel?

By the way, if you want to give, don’t give to the Bush-Clifford Katrina Fund. That will probably go straight up President Clifford’s nose. Give to the Salvation Army instead.

Feisty is still in Norway and living life on the fjord’s edge. Get home safe, you filthy whore, you.

Now I think I’ll tune out and watch some damn football.

UPDATE:

I made the mistake of leaving the TV on ESPN for the Giants/Saints halftime-show where Three Doors Down just performed something they might call a “song”. Just because you’re a band from Southern Mississippi doesn’t give you the right to play maudlin bilge with a lead singer who doesn’t have the gift of pitch or key.

I hereby demand all halftime shows that are not simply a marching band spelling out letters or playing fight songs be prohibited immediately.

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