Comments on: A Brief Conversation With The Mrs.

By: phin's blog

phin's blog — Wed, 28 Sep 2005 03:59:41 +0000

Once upon a time

Reading Preston Taylor Homles’ A Brief Conversation with the Mrs. reminded me of a conversation I had with my lovely bride not too long ago. We were watching television and the lead actress (Jodi Foster I think) was getting the…

By: Feisty R. Whore

Feisty R. Whore — Tue, 27 Sep 2005 15:02:15 +0000

Thanks PTH dahling. Back in business. Ya’all can call and page at my usual numbers.

By: Preston Taylor Holmes

Preston Taylor Holmes — Tue, 27 Sep 2005 02:46:49 +0000

Welcome back to the states, Feisty. Glad you’re safe & sound.

By: Feisty R. Whore

Feisty R. Whore — Tue, 27 Sep 2005 01:59:39 +0000

Preston….FTI, I get a cut of Nice Mouthed’s oral fee action. Make sure you don’t let her get away without her giving me my 50%.

Or else just skip the middle woman and come straight to me.

By: Leonard

Leonard — Mon, 26 Sep 2005 18:01:19 +0000

Attn: NMW—– Inheritance is an entitlement that breeds sloth, whereas a socialist welfare state stimulates self-reliant entrepreneurship? Roadmap, please; we self-loathing libertarians aren’t too bright. By the way, inheritance is not about the right to receive property, it is about the right to dispose of property when one no longer has a use for it. Your remaing points are irrelevant to me, as I am agnostic, homo-apathetic, and voting a straight Tyrant Party ticket in ’08. “Vote Tyrant! (While it’s still a choice.)”

By: Preston Taylor Holmes

Preston Taylor Holmes — Mon, 26 Sep 2005 00:24:21 +0000

I can’t believe I missed this today while driving down the guts of Alabama. Thank you all for the double-barreled entertainment. Except for you, nice-mouthed woman. Unless you’re willing to sell your nice-mouthed services for a price to be agreed upon by both parties.

By: Smantix

Smantix — Sun, 25 Sep 2005 23:08:54 +0000

I never intentionally try to scare off any Nice Warm Mouth Woman. Or any of the other Carnival of Orifices she may be sheltering.

By: Chip

Chip — Sun, 25 Sep 2005 22:34:17 +0000

Way to scare off the kook, smantix. Hilarious!

By: Feisty

Feisty — Sun, 25 Sep 2005 22:32:03 +0000

Smantix, for some odd reason, you just turned me on. I think that makes me a sick weirdo, but I’m not sure.

And from what I know of my dear, sweet PTH with the HOT HOT HOT Tennessee bloggin’ action, he was, in fact, visibily turned on by Mrs. Holmes in the car. May have just been a coincidence though. He is, afterall, a MAN.

By: MacStansbury

MacStansbury — Sun, 25 Sep 2005 22:29:36 +0000

Dear Nice mouth woman,

I am intrigued by your ideas. I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Your Friend,
MacStansbury