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Crazy Jerry’s House of Discount Abortion

September 29th, 2005 at 1:17 am by Smantix

Dorothy, hold my calls! I’m wrist deep in dead baby! Did Bush & “Brownie’s” hatred of black people cause you to get raped at the Superdome? Did Hurricane Katrina sweep you off your feet, whisper sweet nothings in your ear and then leave you barefoot and pregn’int? Fret no more.

Crazy Jerry’s House of Discount Abortion will beat any competitor’s price:

LITTLE ROCK, Ark. – A doctor has offered to perform free abortions on hurricane evacuees, saying it may be too dangerous for them to wait until they return home.

Despite protests from abortion opponents, Little Rock Family Planning clinic director Dr. Jerry Edwards said he has already performed six free abortions. The clinic usually charges between $525 and $600 for a first-trimester abortion.

The only thing more dangerous than waiting to return home would be waiting another day with that inconvenient ticking timebomb in your belly. Offer may not be valid in some areas:

FREE ABORTIONS for
Hurricane Katrina Survivors

At LRFPS we are offering abortions at no charge to victims of Hurricane Katrina. In order to receive this service you MUST have a government issued picture ID showing your home address in the following counties/parishes: Jackson, Harrison, and Hancock – Mississippi. Orleans, Kenner, Plaquemines, St. Tammay, St. Bernard, Jefferson, Charles, Terrabone, and St. James – Louisiana.

Why pay more? Don’t be fooled by the other guys. That’s Crazy Jerry’s House of Discount Abortion. 9 miles due west of the Clinton Library.

Where we save you money.


One Response to “Crazy Jerry’s House of Discount Abortion”

  1. NIF Says:

    Serenity!

    Today’s dose of NIF – News, Interesting & Funny … + Stop the ACLU Thursday!

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