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September 29th, 2005 at 2:05 am by SmantixAfter catching flak for laughing and giggling while being arrested outside of the White House this week, St. Cindy Shenanigans breaks down what was so freaking hilarious:
Why I Was Smiling and Hurricane Rita (55 comments )
I had a huge grin on my face when I was getting arrested yesterday. I have received a lot of flak for smiling. Apparently I am not supposed to smile, but I had some really good reasons for doing so.
First of all, I was having fun. I was with a group of good-humored, cheerful, happy people. We were singing old protest songs and old Sunday school songs and clapping. I felt I had to be cheerful to set the tone. We didn’t want any trouble or to do anything non-peaceful. Secondly, when I got arrested and the officers lifted me out I was afraid that America would see my underwear and that tickled me.
Nice visual Ms. Nasty-Ass. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go wrap my cock in a makeshift splint of two popsicle sticks and some duct tape coupled with several shots of bourbon to help erase that image.
And if anyone has a problem with *that* visual, in the future, please make sure that the next time Ms. Fat-Ass-Panty-Flasher takes Camp Crotchrot on the road that she puts some clothes on.
September 29th, 2005 at 10:01 am
These comments of hers do nothing to disprove to me that she has become seriously unhinged. Who on earth (aside from 5th graders and loopy maiden aunts) giggles when they think someone will see their underwear?
September 29th, 2005 at 10:04 am
She also said
Saturday was the most important event in peace history in decades.
WTF is “peace history”? Can I be making “peace history” every day that I sit on my fat ass and refrain from hitting those who annoy me?
Whee! I’m a starring figgur in Peace History!!!!
September 29th, 2005 at 10:52 am
After I get home, I’ll cull Jackson’s intro that he gave at the rally. She’s Rosa, Nelson and Harriett Tubman all rolled into one. That’s not verbatum but those are the figures he compared her to.
September 29th, 2005 at 1:19 pm
Visuals Everywhere
Oh my….
Six Meat Buffet has some words for Cindy Sheeman a way with words and I ain’t talkin’ about his blockquote either!
September 29th, 2005 at 2:46 pm
FEISTY!!!!!!
FEISTY!!!!!!
man, if there was ever a time….FEISTY!!!!!
September 29th, 2005 at 3:36 pm
I’m having a bit o’ trouble rubbing one out to Crazy Aunt Cindy, but gimme a bit of time… Good things come to those who wait. Heh.
September 29th, 2005 at 6:34 pm
Rubbing one out to Cindy? Even I don’t approve of that…what with her scratchy snatchy and all.
Mac? WHAT?! WHAT??! I am not following!
September 29th, 2005 at 11:36 pm
This one has gone in a decidedly ugly direction.
That’s not necessarily a bad thing.
September 30th, 2005 at 5:51 pm
That’s odd. I usually get arrested after I’ve been flashing.
September 30th, 2005 at 6:48 pm
And when I do it, it’s not “cheeky”.
Far from it. Here the police here call it “indecent exposure”. Or “public intoxication”.
November 5th, 2005 at 10:46 pm
[...] If you guessed being a traitor at a FTAA protest that’s headlining Hugo Chavez in Argentina, you win a Che Guevara t-shirt made in an authentic Latin American sweatshop. When last we left Ms. Shitcan, she was flashing her snatch to D.C.’s finest but it turns out St. Cindy needs a different kind of strongman in her life: “I really don’t know why President Bush has accepted to come to this show of political clowns, where all of them will blame him for all the maladies that we so cleverly produced in our countries,†said one cynical Argentinian. [...]