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Bizarre Love Triangle

September 30th, 2005 at 2:29 am by Smantix

As running proof that “no good deed goes unpunished”, Hillary Clinton, Angelina Jolie and Condoleeza Rice joined up to raise a paltry 1.3 million dollars to fight AIDS in Africa. Before breaking her arm to congratulate herself on being such a wonderful person, Clinton took the opportunity to make a slam at the Bush administration for Africa’s decades long struggle to realistically deal with AIDS:

While the women went out of their way to praise each other, Clinton drew loud applause when she called on the Bush administration and Congress to recognize the importance of condoms in the fight against AIDS.

“There is a great deal of political pressure to only talk about abstinence, and to deny support for condoms and education on using them,” Clinton said. “This policy will lead to the unnecessary deaths of many people.”

Oh. Africans are dying of AIDS because of Bush. Even a cursory look at their problem reveals that to be utterly fatuous:

JOHANNESBURG — The US government has purchased more than 1 billion condoms in the past two years to help prevent HIV infections in the developing world, a significant increase from previous years, amid criticism from activists that the Bush administration isn’t doing enough to make condoms more widely available.

By the end of December, US officials project that they will have shipped more than 612 million condoms this year to Africa, Asia, and Latin America, the greatest annual figure since 1991, according to the Office of the US Global AIDS Coordinator in Washington. In 2004, the United States purchased 442 million condoms.

Despite the increase, more than 60 countries around the world report condom shortages…

How can that be true? Bush is letting black people die because he hates their skin color and has an “abstinence only” policy towards dealing with AIDS if I’m hearing the Former First Lesbian correctly.

One has to seriously wonder if Hillary Clinton is a tranny because it takes balls the size of church bells to lay the blame of AIDS in Africa at the current administration’s feet. While Bush and Blair have been working on eliminating tens of billions of dollars in debt for Africa and pouring millions of dollars into anti-AIDS prevention programs, many in Africa are in denial that a) AIDS is a an imaginary problem dreamed up by Western pharmaceutical companies and b) that more than a handful of African health ministers believe it can be treated by olive oil, garlic and beetroot.

Take your 1.3 million and shove it up your ass Hillary. If you really want to stop the spread of sexually transmitted diseases why don’t you start fucking your husband?


8 Responses to “Bizarre Love Triangle”

  1. Lifelike Pundits Says:

    INTERBLOGATORY HIT’N'RUNS

    (Caution; language:) Bizarre Love Triangle: One has to seriously wonder if Hillary Clinton is a tranny because it takes balls the size of church bells to lay the blame of AIDS in Africa at the current administrations feet. h/t…

  2. tyler Says:

    Smantix, you’re a funny ass mother fucker. I made a few people read this post at work today, god damn funny. And it’s still got a very valid, meaningful point. An awesome post.

  3. Smantix Says:

    Well thanks for saying so tyler and thanks for reading. We should have a busy weekend ahead with all the BS that’s been going on.

  4. tyler Says:

    Bitchin. I think your posts amuse me so much because they’re vulgar. If not vulgur then they’re blunt and to the damn point.

    Not many people in the blogosphere would write like you do for fear of offending their audience. Me, I don’t care. I’ve royally pissed some people off with a few of my posts…wish I could do it more often. I love the angry reactions I get from some people.

  5. Mad Dog Vinnie Says:

    You are good, Smantix.

    But there is only one Bastard.

    :mrgreen:

  6. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:

    If you really want to stop the spread of sexually transmitted diseases why don’t you start fucking your husband?

    Now that is a classic line. Sweeet.

    And, Vinnie, there’s room for more than one bastard in this one-room shack of a blog. Now where my crack pipe have went?

  7. Smantix Says:

    Jeebus. If you think that’s vulgar I’m thinking of nixing one I’ve got in the queue regarding Bill Bennett.

  8. tyler Says:

    heh, I don’t find it vulgar, lots of people probably would though. That’s why I love reading your posts Smantix, not many people have the nuts to say things like you…well, except for yours truly.