Six Meat is Getting Crankier
October 3rd, 2005 at 10:07 pm by Preston Taylor HolmesYou thought we were cranky before, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet.
You already know him, you love him, you have uncomfortable dreams about him – The Cranky Neocon is officially joining Six Meat Buffet as junior staff blogger. The lawyers have finished the paperwork, the legal documents have been filed and the deed is done.
As Cranky will be the junior staff blogger, senior staff bloggers Smantix and Johnny Walker Red will have the right to give him wedgies, titty-twisters and whip him with a wet towel in the Six Meat locker room. The lawyers made sure that Cranky will have no legal recourse during his hazing period.
Sure, he’s a little classier than we’re used to around these parts, but we’ll drag him down eventually. Welcome aboard, Cranky.
October 3rd, 2005 at 10:19 pm
Junior staff? Wait just one dang minute! I thought you said “corner office!”
Well just don’t expect me to get your coffee. And that part about wearing tight skirts – forget it!
October 3rd, 2005 at 10:27 pm
Part of the agreement was that we only speak through lawyers and fax machines, Cranky. Don’t make me call the lawyers again.
October 3rd, 2005 at 10:37 pm
I sho do feel sorry for Cranky.
Just a bit of advice, don’t bend over to pickup the stapler when Preston drops it.
Poor Cranky, I’ll have to ship some Barbeque over fo sho now.
October 3rd, 2005 at 11:20 pm
Welcome aboard Cranky.
Now we can get that big discount group rate on Internet Slander Liability Insurance.
October 4th, 2005 at 12:38 am
So when do I get an invite to the buffet?
October 4th, 2005 at 7:00 am
Hot. Group. Action.
:twisted:
If you ever want someone to wear tight skirts around your office, drop things on the floor for an excuse to bend over, and get paid far more than I’m worth, ***I will volunteer.***
October 4th, 2005 at 7:36 am
Good, now with all your free time Preston you can fix the goddamn javascript errors over here I see everytime I open my browser to take a peak at this f’in dive!
October 4th, 2005 at 10:09 am
Rob, as soon as you abandon your highly-profitable, high-traffic blog, you will be allowed to come down here and slum with the rest of us. I only take homeless bloggers (the one exception being Sadie Lou!!!! who has dirt on me).
Alright Digger, I’ll try to fix your damn javascript errors. In the meantime, turn off error notification! I mean, that’s got to be annoying anywhere you go.
October 4th, 2005 at 4:08 pm
Keep Cranky Off the Streets
Our friend Gordon, proprietor of the Cranky Neocon weblog, is seeking a new blog to call home. I offered to put him up right here, but in case he’s holding out for a better offer, you can let him know if you’re interested.
UPDATE: Gordon …
October 4th, 2005 at 7:08 pm
SHIT!
Cranky, when you get tired of the abuse over here, come on over. You’ve got an open invitation at my place!
Preston, you bastard!
October 4th, 2005 at 8:44 pm
Beth, I’m touched. Seriously.
Now don’t take this the wrong way, but I think you have enough Testosterone over at My Vast Wing Conspiracy without my meager contributions.
October 4th, 2005 at 9:24 pm
jeez…I feel the love…
October 4th, 2005 at 9:30 pm
Mac, I don’t think Cranky was referring to you.
Take that Beulah!
October 4th, 2005 at 10:14 pm
no, I was referring to Beth. I’m starting to get the feeling the only reason she hired me was because I look so hot in my company outfit….although the leather tends to chafe after a while, and the chains make so much racket when I’m trying to type.
October 5th, 2005 at 3:45 am
Gordon classy? Maybe, but he brings the unsavory elements with him. The ones that weren’t already here, anyway.
October 5th, 2005 at 11:22 am
Gordon, Gordon, he’s our man. If he can’t make you spit your coffee on the computer, no body can! Rah Rah!
Jane
Gordon’s personal cheerleader/groupie
(Gordo, would you like to me renegotiate your terms? Preston is afraid of me, you know.)
October 5th, 2005 at 12:37 pm
Jane, everyone knows I’m afraid of smart, powerful women.
OH, and docile monkey-monks.
October 5th, 2005 at 8:28 pm
PTH, back off of Jane. She has been upgraded from docile Monkey monk to Neocon Zionist Death Weasel.
MacStansbury, I feel your pain. As long as women like Beth, Jane, Sadie and Merri rule the Blogosphere, we face the glass ceiling.
Thank you Smantix. I be lookin’ forward to posting with you.
October 5th, 2005 at 11:58 pm
So……GET POSTING!
I won’t tease you any more.
Or any less, either.
October 6th, 2005 at 11:19 am
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