There was once a Kids in the Hall sketch with Dave Foley where he gave a monologue as a “bad doctor”. His scrubs were covered in blood and he matter-of-factly, almost humorously, went through a litany of all his botched operations and other surgical failures. Of course it was hilarious.

If the dumbass who blew himself up in Oklahoma last weekend still had his limbs and head attached, he could give the exact same monologue, except as a “bad suicide bomber.” Well, I guess his ghost could still give the monologue.

Anyway, as I recklessly speculated yesterday, turns out this punk may have been rubbing one off to “jihadi materials.” Thanks to Watcher of Weasels and Jihad Watch, we now have the news of Joel’s islamic romper room.

I suppose Joel was a serviceable suicide bomber, in that he did manage to blow himself up. What, however, does this say about the University of Oklahoma’s engineering program? Not much. If I’m an engineering student and I can’t do a little better than that, I might consider switching majors.

In the end, though, it’s really a happy story. The kid has gone off to a better place – somewhere where he can’t blow the rest of us up in the name of islamic jihad. Instead of 72 beautiful virgins, though, I have a feeling he’s going to spend his afterlife rolling around in a painful, globular eternal orgy with Roseanne, Shirley Hemphill, Rosie O’Donnell, Cameryn Mannheim and Barbara Streisand.

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