Help Wanted
October 7th, 2005 at 1:14 pm by SmantixI don’t know if this will cause a shortage of video bloggers in the Nashville community but al-Qaeda is looking for a few good men, and maybe – a special lady. al-Reuters gives us the lowdown on the international classifieds:
The London-based Asharq al-Awsat said on its Web site this week that al Qaeda had “vacant positions” for video production and editing statements, footage and international media coverage about militants in Iraq, the Palestinian territories, Chechnya and other conflict zones where militants are active.
But for the discriminating videographer who dares to ask “show me the virgins!” – you may be let down.
Asharq al-Awsat said the advert did not specify salary amounts, but added: “Every Muslim knows his life is not his, since it belongs to this violated Islamic nation whose blood is being spilled. Nothing should take precedence over this.”
Don’t be discouraged kids. What they lack in medical and dental, they more than make up for in their severance package.
October 7th, 2005 at 1:26 pm
“Last month it issued an English-language video on the Internet called Jihad Hidden Camera which showed sniping and bombing attacks against U.S. forces in Iraq, and carried comical sound effects as well as laugh tracks.”
Oh, they so have to get Bob Saget to apply.
October 7th, 2005 at 2:04 pm
Nothing says unbridled hilarity like a roadside bombing.
October 7th, 2005 at 2:25 pm
Hey, is that position London based? I do have a day job, but I assume that the hours are negotiable, work can be done from home, etc, since one of my neighbours used to have that job. (I think he’s still awaiting extradition to the US)
I don’t know much about radical Islam or video editing, but I’m a quick learner.
October 7th, 2005 at 3:50 pm
That would be perfect for you, Vol Abroad. Especially so, given your eagerness to join the rest of the Brits in appeasing those who would be employing you. I say go for it!
*Keep in mind that once you’re done, your head will have to go too, infidel.
October 7th, 2005 at 5:53 pm
Tsk, tsk. I appease no one.
October 7th, 2005 at 11:42 pm
[...] Smantix notes that a London-based web site states al Qaeda is in need of video personel. I don’t know if this will cause a shortage of video bloggers in the Nashville community but al-Qaeda is looking for a few good men, and maybe – a special lady. al-Reuters gives us the lowdown on the international classifieds [...]
October 8th, 2005 at 8:57 pm
So by “severance package” are you referring to the 72 virgins or the Nick Berg treatment.
October 9th, 2005 at 12:05 am
Sunday Funnies
We didn’t get to adopt Cranky Neocon, but he did agree to help with our Sunday Funnies. Here’s the pic he submitted.
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October 9th, 2005 at 12:20 am
That’s what we call a “double entendre”.
October 9th, 2005 at 1:35 pm
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