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Pity Not The Smurfs

October 11th, 2005 at 7:30 pm by Cranky

Like most of you, I was horrified by the UNICEF ad that depicts the wanton destruction of the Smurfs by bombs.

In fact I was numb at the senselessness of it all. That was until I did a little digging.

Did you ever ask yourself what could the Smurfs have possibly done to deserve this? You know, besides being cloying monstrosities. Well I did.

And this is what I found when I Googled khobar+towers+grandpa+smurf+jihad.

Screw ‘em.


10 Responses to “Pity Not The Smurfs”

  1. Vinnie Says:

    Yet another addition to the Religion Of Peace Picture Page.

    :cry:

  2. Smantix Says:

    When I googled the “smurf+jihad” this is what I got.

    Obviously, the Project for a New American Century’s elitist Harvard Hebrocracy has had plans to use America’s superninjas against Occupied Smurfdom for sometime.

  3. Johnny Walker Red Says:

    Better dead than blue!

  4. Gordon Says:

    Good Lord Smantix, I didn’t realize that there was a movement afoot.

    JWR, I thought blue and dead went hand in hand.

  5. Parrot Check Says:

    My Jaw Has Officially Dropped

  6. John from WuzzaDem Says:

    Nice digs, Gordo.

  7. Cranky Says:

    Thanks for making the trip, John. It’s good to see you here.

  8. The Right Place Says:

    U.S. Declares War on Smurfs, Hundreds Dead in “Shock and Awe” Style Carpet-Bombing Campaign

    Most Americans still view the Smurfs as the same cute, harmless little creatures from the television show that ended more than 15 years ago. Nothing could be further from the truth….

  9. Independent Sources Says:

    Blowing-up Papa Smurf as weeping children watch

    What Moonage Daydream calls “the dumbest idea the UN has ever conceived. Traumatizing kids so that they won’t be traumatized by something else.” Moon quotes the Sunday Mail:
    CHILDREN’S favourite Smurfs are wiped out in a gru…

  10. Doug Says:

    Those little blue bastards have had it coming for years. C’mon – try to tell me that you haven’t wanted to do the EXACT SAME THING every time you hear that song! You saw it yourself – they started singing, and some poor, oppressed schlep just couldn’t take it anymore. Now they pay for their wanton cultural imperialism.

    To the Smurfs –
    Jane Smurfda and George Smurfoway are going to come in a smurfberry-powered bus to explain what you did to make complete strangers want to come and smurf you. Maybe now you’ll smurf about someone else for a change when you smurf around your friggin’ mushrooms, you arrogant little blue hippies!

    Make war, not Smurfs