Pity Not The Smurfs
October 11th, 2005 at 7:30 pm by CrankyLike most of you, I was horrified by the UNICEF ad that depicts the wanton destruction of the Smurfs by bombs.
In fact I was numb at the senselessness of it all. That was until I did a little digging.
Did you ever ask yourself what could the Smurfs have possibly done to deserve this? You know, besides being cloying monstrosities. Well I did.
And this is what I found when I Googled khobar+towers+grandpa+smurf+jihad.
Screw ‘em.
October 11th, 2005 at 10:31 pm
Yet another addition to the Religion Of Peace Picture Page.
October 12th, 2005 at 1:46 am
When I googled the “smurf+jihad” this is what I got.
Obviously, the Project for a New American Century’s elitist Harvard Hebrocracy has had plans to use America’s superninjas against Occupied Smurfdom for sometime.
October 12th, 2005 at 6:53 am
Better dead than blue!
October 12th, 2005 at 9:21 am
Good Lord Smantix, I didn’t realize that there was a movement afoot.
JWR, I thought blue and dead went hand in hand.
October 12th, 2005 at 9:36 am
My Jaw Has Officially Dropped
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October 12th, 2005 at 8:10 pm
Nice digs, Gordo.
October 12th, 2005 at 9:35 pm
Thanks for making the trip, John. It’s good to see you here.
October 13th, 2005 at 3:55 am
U.S. Declares War on Smurfs, Hundreds Dead in “Shock and Awe” Style Carpet-Bombing Campaign
Most Americans still view the Smurfs as the same cute, harmless little creatures from the television show that ended more than 15 years ago. Nothing could be further from the truth….
October 14th, 2005 at 7:44 pm
Blowing-up Papa Smurf as weeping children watch
What Moonage Daydream calls “the dumbest idea the UN has ever conceived. Traumatizing kids so that they won’t be traumatized by something else.” Moon quotes the Sunday Mail:
CHILDREN’S favourite Smurfs are wiped out in a gru…
October 15th, 2005 at 7:11 am
Those little blue bastards have had it coming for years. C’mon – try to tell me that you haven’t wanted to do the EXACT SAME THING every time you hear that song! You saw it yourself – they started singing, and some poor, oppressed schlep just couldn’t take it anymore. Now they pay for their wanton cultural imperialism.
To the Smurfs –
Jane Smurfda and George Smurfoway are going to come in a smurfberry-powered bus to explain what you did to make complete strangers want to come and smurf you. Maybe now you’ll smurf about someone else for a change when you smurf around your friggin’ mushrooms, you arrogant little blue hippies!
Make war, not Smurfs