Like most of you, I was horrified by the UNICEF ad that depicts the wanton destruction of the Smurfs by bombs.

In fact I was numb at the senselessness of it all. That was until I did a little digging.

Did you ever ask yourself what could the Smurfs have possibly done to deserve this? You know, besides being cloying monstrosities. Well I did.

And this is what I found when I Googled khobar+towers+grandpa+smurf+jihad.

Screw ‘em.

Posted by Cranky @ 7:30 pm
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1. Yet another addition to the Religion Of Peace Picture Page.

   

   comment by Vinnie — Tuesday, October 11, 2005 @ 10:31 pm

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2. When I googled the “smurf+jihad” this is what I got.

   Obviously, the Project for a New American Century’s elitist Harvard Hebrocracy has had plans to use America’s superninjas against Occupied Smurfdom for sometime.

   comment by Smantix — Wednesday, October 12, 2005 @ 1:46 am

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3. Better dead than blue!

   comment by Johnny Walker Red — Wednesday, October 12, 2005 @ 6:53 am

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4. Good Lord Smantix, I didn’t realize that there was a movement afoot.

   JWR, I thought blue and dead went hand in hand.

   comment by Gordon — Wednesday, October 12, 2005 @ 9:21 am

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5. Nice digs, Gordo.

   comment by John from WuzzaDem — Wednesday, October 12, 2005 @ 8:10 pm

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6. Thanks for making the trip, John. It’s good to see you here.

   comment by Cranky — Wednesday, October 12, 2005 @ 9:35 pm

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7. Those little blue bastards have had it coming for years. C’mon - try to tell me that you haven’t wanted to do the EXACT SAME THING every time you hear that song! You saw it yourself - they started singing, and some poor, oppressed schlep just couldn’t take it anymore. Now they pay for their wanton cultural imperialism.

   To the Smurfs -
   Jane Smurfda and George Smurfoway are going to come in a smurfberry-powered bus to explain what you did to make complete strangers want to come and smurf you. Maybe now you’ll smurf about someone else for a change when you smurf around your friggin’ mushrooms, you arrogant little blue hippies!

   Make war, not Smurfs

   comment by Doug — Saturday, October 15, 2005 @ 7:11 am

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