Comments on: Pity Not The Smurfs

By: Doug

Doug — Sat, 15 Oct 2005 11:11:47 +0000

Those little blue bastards have had it coming for years. C’mon – try to tell me that you haven’t wanted to do the EXACT SAME THING every time you hear that song! You saw it yourself – they started singing, and some poor, oppressed schlep just couldn’t take it anymore. Now they pay for their wanton cultural imperialism.

To the Smurfs –
Jane Smurfda and George Smurfoway are going to come in a smurfberry-powered bus to explain what you did to make complete strangers want to come and smurf you. Maybe now you’ll smurf about someone else for a change when you smurf around your friggin’ mushrooms, you arrogant little blue hippies!

Make war, not Smurfs

By: Independent Sources

Independent Sources — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 23:44:33 +0000

Blowing-up Papa Smurf as weeping children watch

What Moonage Daydream calls “the dumbest idea the UN has ever conceived. Traumatizing kids so that they won’t be traumatized by something else.” Moon quotes the Sunday Mail:
CHILDREN’S favourite Smurfs are wiped out in a gru…

By: The Right Place

The Right Place — Thu, 13 Oct 2005 07:55:14 +0000

U.S. Declares War on Smurfs, Hundreds Dead in “Shock and Awe” Style Carpet-Bombing Campaign

Most Americans still view the Smurfs as the same cute, harmless little creatures from the television show that ended more than 15 years ago. Nothing could be further from the truth….

By: Cranky

Cranky — Thu, 13 Oct 2005 01:35:27 +0000

Thanks for making the trip, John. It’s good to see you here.

By: John from WuzzaDem

John from WuzzaDem — Thu, 13 Oct 2005 00:10:49 +0000

Nice digs, Gordo.

By: Parrot Check

Parrot Check — Wed, 12 Oct 2005 13:36:02 +0000

My Jaw Has Officially Dropped

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By: Gordon

Gordon — Wed, 12 Oct 2005 13:21:18 +0000

Good Lord Smantix, I didn’t realize that there was a movement afoot.

JWR, I thought blue and dead went hand in hand.

By: Johnny Walker Red

Johnny Walker Red — Wed, 12 Oct 2005 10:53:46 +0000

Better dead than blue!

By: Smantix

Smantix — Wed, 12 Oct 2005 05:46:34 +0000

When I googled the "smurf+jihad" this is what I got. Obviously, the Project for a New American Century's elitist Harvard Hebrocracy has had plans to use America's superninjas against Occupied Smurfdom for sometime.

By: Vinnie

Vinnie — Wed, 12 Oct 2005 02:31:47 +0000

Yet another addition to the Religion Of Peace Picture Page.