Comments on: The Regrettable Sexuality Of Mick Jagger

By: Vinnie

Vinnie — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 01:50:18 +0000

Mick offended me when I was liberal. But then, I was only like, 10 or so.

By: Cranky

Cranky — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 00:45:54 +0000

Sorry Brian and Jane. But it was necessary. Mick offended the Neocons… and we took action.

By: Brian B

Brian B — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 17:27:41 +0000

I think I need a wire brush and a gallon of cheap vodka.

By: Jane

Jane — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 15:39:07 +0000

owwwwwww wwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!! My eyes hurt now.

By: The LLama Butchers

The LLama Butchers — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 13:22:52 +0000

The Portrait of Dorian Jagger

Cranky has some questions about the half- century-long run of Mick’s kavorka. (Sooper Sekret Message to Gordo: We rather like big, red, empy rectangles, thank you very much!)…

By: Cranky

Cranky — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 01:37:09 +0000

Agreed. Great comments. dsmith, OF COURSE! How could I have missed that? Bravo

By: Preston Taylor Holmes

Preston Taylor Holmes — Wed, 19 Oct 2005 16:35:07 +0000

Outstanding. I love creative commenting.

By: dsmith

dsmith — Wed, 19 Oct 2005 16:09:36 +0000

I hear through the grapevine that Jagger actually has an advertising campaign coming out for Viagra ™. Even going back and using one of the old songs in the commercial.

What a drag it is getting old
“Things are difficult today,”
I hear ev’ry father say
Father needs something today to get him up

And though he’s not really ill
There’s a little blueish pill
He goes running for the shelter of a father’s little helper
and it helps him feel great, and to get his weeny straight

“Things are difficult today,”
I hear ev’ry father say
Sitting limpless on his bed is just a bore
So he jumps up from his wife, who won’t be fun tonight
And goes running for the shelter of a father’s little helper
And it helps him get it up, for the girl he’s ’bout to fuck.

Doctor please, some more of these
Outside the door, he takes four more
What a drag it is getting old

And it helps him get it up a bit, even though he’s old as shit”

That’s gonna be awesome!

By: Feisty

Feisty — Wed, 19 Oct 2005 15:41:17 +0000

So lemme get this “straight”….you’re saying Jagger is, um, sexy? Perhaps the very first picture would qualify, but after that. Um. No.

I don’t get it. I just want to give the man a sandwich and maybe hook him up to an IV of lipids and total parenteral nutrition in an undisclosed remote location somewhere.

By: dsmith

dsmith — Wed, 19 Oct 2005 15:20:52 +0000

This is what happens when you have a drug like Viagra ™ on the world wide market.

Men can still get laid (though not by their aging wives, of course – their “duty is done”), and still think they are 20 something years old.

And to think, it’s now being covered under insurance!

Oh, the humanity!