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Sausage Links (Now With More Maple Syrup!)

October 21st, 2005 at 9:50 am by Preston Taylor Holmes

  Mr. Doofus, guest columnist at The Therapist, asks “Me thought the Allah was really, really smart and powerful. Why for did he stone his own people to death with the shaky ground?”

  Froggy watched PBS Frontline’s brutal expose on torture, which provided indisputable evidence that President Junior personally ordered ice water enemas for innocent detainees and forced freedom fighters to watch hours upon hours of Family Ties re-runs in order to break their will. Or maybe not.

  Mad Dog Vinnie takes on a story that fills me with too much rage to even contemplate. In the Six Meat criminal justice system, Lashaun Harris would be hacked to death with a dull, rusty machete.

  Sharpy points out the complete absence of logic inherent in the gun-control crowd, and provides actual real-world evidence.

  Now this is one of those rare instances where I fully support the “woman’s right to choose.”

  Sobek’s penetrating official interview with Protein Wisdom’s Jeff Goldstein.

  I’m getting my TiVo ready for CBS’ Rock Star: VAN HALEN. I just hope that VH winds up with a black, female, lesbian lead singer. That’s the only fair result after what those racists/homophobes did to what’s-his-face during Rock Star: INXS.

  TNOYF: Burger King: Benevolent Ruler Or Maniacal Despot?

  Jeff Quinton needs some help with his honeymoon. Go help a brutha out.

  Not everyone is happy about the Cranky Neocon joining the Six Meat staff. I’m just hoping, that if I really work hard, and start visiting the DimoCrack Underground every day and open my mind to new, more maniacal ideas, that maybe – just maybe – I’ll get promoted from “really horrible” to “generally sucking.” I’ll try harder, I promise.


3 Responses to “Sausage Links (Now With More Maple Syrup!)”

  1. NIF Says:

    Oh yeah, you know what day it is!

    Today’s dose of NIF – News, Interesting & Funny … Limited Blogation weekend imminent, so enjoy it while you can!

  2. TJ Says:

    … trackback spam filter = good, except when it filters me :( /TJ

  3. quivering quail Says:

    Gun control sure dosnt work just look at the mess in england and other forgein countries that have banned guns they real need to trust their citizens to protect themselves:cool:

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