The Great Pumpkin Rides Again

October 29th, 2005 at 11:14 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

Guest Editorial by Phillip Fulmer.

Hi. I’m Steve Spurrier’s little bitch.

Even when he visits my big, mean stadium with Division II-A talent, I’m his little bitch.

I’d say it feels good, but that would be a lie, now wouldn’t it.

Go Big Orange,
Phil

MONDAY UPDATE:

Word on the street on this Halloween is that there will be a press conference at UT this afternoon announcing the departure of Dandy Randy Sanders from the staff. I’ve heard talk of Trooper Taylor taking over the Offensive Coordinator job for the rest of the season – I’ve also heard talk of Fulmer taking over that role this weekend against the Irish.

If Fulmer takes over for Sanders, how will this be any different than the rest of the season up to now?

There are also rumblings of David Cutcliffe coming back to his old job, but that seems far-fetched to me. I guess we’ll find out this afternoon!

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6 Responses to “The Great Pumpkin Rides Again”

1. MacStansbury Says:
   October 30th, 2005 at 12:17 am

   so, my uncle and aunt come over to watch the carnage, and, as I have no need to watch the Volunqueers, at the conclusion of the game, before they kick the game-winner, they tell me “you don’t need to be in here, you’ll just get upset.”

   um….this isn’t September anymore….helloooooooo??????

   anyways, as the game ends, I hear my uncle and aunt leave without even saying goodbye. as the truck revs up and my Dad’s closing the door I hear “bye John” SLAM and tires spinning on pavement.

   so, obviously, I figured Tennessee pulled out a miracle comeback.

2. Stop The ACLU Says:
   October 30th, 2005 at 2:14 am

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3. Stop The ACLU » Blog Archive » Sunday Funnies Says:
   October 30th, 2005 at 7:38 am

   [...] Iowahawk is asking for membership in the legion of the dumb. Six Meat Buffet has found the The Great Pumpkin! And they finally come clean that they are a dorky trekie. Why do I always find it irrestable to make fun of trekies when I am one myself? [...]

4. the Pirate Says:
   October 31st, 2005 at 11:11 am

   Man I watched that game, I hope you have suicide help line on speed dial.

   Looking forward to this weeks predictions ND 47 Ten 17!

5. Chip Says:
   October 31st, 2005 at 5:41 pm

   I kinda figured we wouldn’t hear from you again after Saturday night. Do y’all want Tommy Bowden? I’m sure Tiger Fans everywhere are calling for his head…

6. Smantix Says:
   November 1st, 2005 at 6:37 pm

   Ditching Miers. Firing Randy Sanders. Six Meat is on a roll. Wanna go for three?