Happy Halloween

October 31st, 2005 at 5:30 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

As darkness descends upon Knoxpatch and those little bastards who get bused in by their white-trash parents pour into the neighborhood, things are getting spooky….

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Share This entry was posted on Monday, October 31st, 2005 at 5:30 pm and is filed under Cavalcade of Whimsy. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

5 Responses to “Happy Halloween”

1. Partamian Says:
   October 31st, 2005 at 8:20 pm

   

   Ummm… Umm… well… I…

   HUUUAARRRRGGGLLLLAARUUFF

   OK, I’m better now. So much for my Wonder Woman fantasy.

2. Smantix Says:
   October 31st, 2005 at 11:24 pm

   Little bastards is right. We’ve got crack commando units of crumbsnatching boogerpickers that wheel into the neighborhood with the van doors open and the hazard lights on at 5 mph.

   We had about 10 lbs. of candy and it was all gone before 8pm. And then, when we turn out the lights, they still keep coming and pecking on the door. It’s Halloween, not Hallowelfare.

3. Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith Says:
   November 1st, 2005 at 11:57 am

   I’m gonna have to reconsider the whole 6MB = Boner Town, USA…

4. Joe P. Says:
   November 2nd, 2005 at 1:40 am

   Wow – I had no idea Karl Rove was a transvestite.

5. Kiki B. Says:
   November 2nd, 2005 at 8:38 am

   Whew! That ruins my childhood fantasy of being Wonder Woman someday.