7 Responses to “Somebody Please Buy Me Out”

1. TikiPundit Says:
   October 31st, 2005 at 11:33 pm

   Hey, why don’t you buy ME out? Mine’s worth $3,951.78.

2. AnonymousDrivel Says:
   October 31st, 2005 at 11:45 pm

   I’ll give you a nickel. Furthermore, I’ll pay you 100% of that nickel bid as an annual salary and double it at least until Howard Dean gets removed from his chairmanship at the DNC. So, getting out my pencil and a napkin, you’ll clear $0.05 + $0.05 for year one, $0.10 for year two, $0.20 for year three, etc. That’s a grand projection of $0.80!:shock: And think of the PROFIT! You’ll take home at least $0.67 when it’s all said and done (depending on your tax bracket).

   I think only the deepest of pockets would dare challenge that offer, so you better act fast before my investment team looks elsewhere. We’re kinda looking at Bob at Woozledoom, too.

3. froggy Says:
   November 1st, 2005 at 12:06 am

   I’ll give you a warm bucket of piss. Well not warm, but a bucket of piss.

4. Sadie Lou!!! Says:
   November 1st, 2005 at 4:54 am

   Oh gawd. You’re such a manwhore, Preston.

   

5. Team Swap Says:
   November 1st, 2005 at 8:52 am

   And our blog is still worth 0, really.

   http://www.team-swap.com/wordpress/2005/10/24/rumors-confirmed/

   Technorati has some issue with our blog, no idea, they never email us back and we just go on laughing about it. Anyway, we hope you get your price, but if you get a offer to 6 figuires I would run with it.

6. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:
   November 1st, 2005 at 10:09 am

   You’ve all said very bad awful things to me. Now I’ve fallen down the stairs and my shoes fell off.

7. Feisty Says:
   November 1st, 2005 at 10:37 am

   To me, you’re priceless, baby.