Selected Not Elected!
November 1st, 2005 at 9:20 am by Preston Taylor Holmes

If you would like to get technical, it’s actually nominated, confirmed and appointed. What you say does not make sense.


That was the slogan we were supposed to use in 2000 and 2004. You are not following along.


Despite your flowing locks, I do not think you have a vagina or any other female reproductive organs. Why are you saying this?


If you continue harming our movement with your non-sequiturs, we will have to take away your Dim-o-crack Underground login. And ban you from the Daily Kock. Please consult your talking points and get on the correct page.


BINGO!
Welcome back to the reservation, brother.
*Apologies to Wuzzadem










November 1st, 2005 at 1:33 pm
oh, preston. always the funny guy.
November 1st, 2005 at 6:53 pm
Classic!
November 1st, 2005 at 7:52 pm
Outstanding choice of characters. There goes my idea, b*stard!
November 1st, 2005 at 7:58 pm
Why does everyone call me “bastard”?
And if you weren’t whoring around every blog in blogtown, maybe you’d have time to beat me to the punch on some of these obvious gags.
That’ll learn ya.
November 1st, 2005 at 8:14 pm
B*stard is not the same thing. BTW, Eric started it.
November 1st, 2005 at 10:05 pm
The morning after …
Today’s dose of NIF – News, Interesting & Funny … It’s Kerry-180 Tuesday (+ Open Trackbacks!)
November 1st, 2005 at 11:30 pm
Um, no.
Preston started it, in an email.
You have no one to blame but yourself, PTH.
November 2nd, 2005 at 1:32 am
Somebody needs to take the long-haired kids weed away. The brain cells are frying.
November 3rd, 2005 at 3:36 pm
Or give him some more, so he’ll take a nap.