Things have really turned around since Miers was thankfully kicked to the curb. President Junior – in a shocking move, to be sure – nominated a SCOTUS candidate who may actually believe in upholding the letter of the Constitution instead of finding super-special-secret rights in the ever-evolving living, breathing document. Where the left were silently gleeful over the Miers boondoggle, they’re now getting out their 9/11 Memorial Box Cutters (the ones they bought from the Official 9/11 Souvenir Hut™ at their local mosque) and considering applying them to their wrists in a mass political suicide. The slow-motion DNC suicide that Howard Dean is working on just isn’t fast enough for most of them.

The Donks are completely off their rocker with apoplectic despair and last night’s closed-session-publicity-stunt was an emotional cry for help.

I’m hoping that this stunt will remind the pussy Republicans in the Senate why they were elected, and that, instead of responding to the Donks with an outstretched hand and psychiatrist’s business card, they should respond by politically slapping the teeth out of the Dims’ collective mouth. [Stewie Voice] That’s right… I went there [/Stewie Voice].

Following their realization that Cindy Sheehan is not going to be their savior (probably because she’s a blithering idiot and brutally insane, to boot), they took yet another kidney punch with the disappointing Libby indictment. For some bizarre reason, they expected the mystery indictments to validate their “no WMDs! Bush Lied, People Died!” sloganeering, and – surprise! – no dice. Even their beloved prosecutor made it clear that “this indictment is not about the war,” as Jeff Goldstein so deftly explains.

Sobekpundit, demonstrating an unusually strong stomach, visited Harry Reid’s blog for a glimpse into Donk madness and gave it a thorough fisking. This is an excellent window into how enraged they are over the combination of Libbygate and Scalitogate.

Some Dim-O-Cracks have become so emotionally overwrought that they’re wielding knives and slashing passers-by outside the White House.

All of this donkey rage has just put me in an unusually good mood, so forgive me if I can’t find something to be enraged about for the next few days. I’m sure this will pass as soon as Junior makes his next stupid move, which is almost a certainty. But until then…

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