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French Riots Turn Ugly

November 7th, 2005 at 4:55 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

Tragic news from Iowahawk: French Film Star Le Pew Injured in Paris Cat Riots.

PARIS – Former French matinee idol Pepe Le Pew was among the hundreds injured last night amid violent feline rioting in the impoverished Parisian suburb of Dans-le-Crappeur. Le Pew, 58, a former Warner Brothers studio actor turned Chirac government spokes-skunk, sustained severe scratches and concussions in the melee before nose-pin equipped EMT rescue squads could drag him to safety. He is expected to make a full recovery.

Oh, just go read it.


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2 Responses to “French Riots Turn Ugly”

  1. TikiPundit Says:
    November 7th, 2005 at 9:45 pm

    Keep ‘em coming, 6MB. Your genuine concern for the French, as shown in the number of caring posts, has made my day! Vive le sheet Eds!

  2. Partamian Says:
    November 8th, 2005 at 10:08 pm

    I was wondering why my cats were acting funny. Time to get out the spray bottle…

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