The Gals Get Shirts

November 10th, 2005 at 1:20 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

Just more everyday brilliance from Goldstein and Allah.

Also see: Commissar, The Lovely Sadie.

*Smantix, think we should get one of these for Brittney?

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10 Responses to “The Gals Get Shirts”

1. Smantix Says:
   November 10th, 2005 at 1:36 pm

   I’m kind of partial to the “no car, no money” one.

   Never too early to get some of that Christmas shopping out of the way! Get a little package worked up:
   ABC – WKRN Channel 2 – Nashville
   441 Murfreesboro Rd.
   Nashville, TN 37210
   615-259-2200 or 615-369-7222

2. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:
   November 10th, 2005 at 3:04 pm

   It’s the least we can do for her.

3. brittney Says:
   November 10th, 2005 at 3:05 pm

   The very, very least.

   I prefer the “I wish I had a cock” one. But I ain’t picky.

4. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:
   November 10th, 2005 at 3:20 pm

   For some reason, I didn’t think you’d go the pottymouth route, but we can accomodate your preferences. Your Festivus happiness is our goal.

5. Sadie Lou!!! Says:
   November 10th, 2005 at 5:35 pm

   Your uterus hurts?

6. NIF Says:
   November 10th, 2005 at 5:38 pm

   Roll the dice

   Today’s dose of NIF – News, Interesting & Funny … It’s Stop the ACLU Thursday (+ Open Trackbacks)

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   November 10th, 2005 at 6:41 pm

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8. Vinnie Says:
   November 10th, 2005 at 8:32 pm

   Of course she’s not picky, she’s a chick.

   What chick turns down free shit? Especially when it’s from a guy.

9. Smantix Says:
   November 10th, 2005 at 8:57 pm

   Sadie – It’s not what you’re thinking. I know, I know. When someone you know suddenly becomes afflicted with Utero Affective Disorder, you’d think it was viral and possibly contagious.

   But it actually stems from a neurosis whose symptoms include excessive grabbing of the genital region to protect a gynocratic sanctuary from the legislative meathooks of crazed, rightwing judges.

   Early diagnosis is the key. I pray we can catch it in time.

10. Vinnie Says:
    November 10th, 2005 at 9:22 pm

    So what you’re saying, Smantix, is that Beth is beyond hope?