The World Summit of the Information Society left many on the wrong side of the “Digital Divide” deeply upset. The decision to leave control of the Internet’s addressing system in U.S. hands was considered a mixed bag. On one hand, the Internet will remain stable and information will flow freely. On the other hand, many disadvantaged peoples will find that access to the Internet is hampered. Consider these Nigerian gentlemen.

Mr. Lionel Ekeigwe (far left) is a successful banker for the Bank of Lagos who is already finding it very difficult to find willing business partners who will receive 20% of the $20,000,000.00 (USD) left by a deceased depositor.

In the case of Dr. Naim Hausa (second from left), who found Jesus and only wishes to bless others, finds the restrictive access to Hotmail troublesome. “The $20,000,000.00 (USD) which I accumulated through ill gotten means weighs on my soul. If I had better access to the Internet surely I would find someone willing to receive 20%.”

Nigel Ajayi (second from right) runs a fledgling lottery which gives away literally millions of dollars everyday to middle class Americans is also deeply disturbed by the United States’ reluctance to give up control of the Internet. “Why shouldn’t the United Nations oversee the Internet and ensure a fair distribution of wealth. Why just today, I was unable to give 20% of a $20,000,000.00 (USD) jackpot to Mr. and Mrs. Wilbur Cornshuck of Fond du Lac, Wisconsin. Where is the justice?”

Malcolm Jamal Warner of Jersey City (right) had nothing to say, except that he’s been slumming it ever since the Cosby Show called it quits.

(With thanks to Preston who told me it would be OK horn in on his turf. More UN/Internet fun below. )

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