Hillary and Ellen Do Manhattan!
November 22nd, 2005 at 3:05 pm by Preston Taylor HolmesIn one of the very few times Hitlery Clinton has ever fulfilled a promise, Hill took Ellen Degenerate on a publicity-stunt tour of Manhattan this week, pointing out all the important landmarks. Well, all those landmarks that weren’t blown up by Islamofascists on 9/11.
The TV talk show hostess’ official “tour guide” pointed out all the sights Saturday as the women made their way through New York harbor to what Clinton has called the Big Apple’s “forgotten borough,” the Bronx, the New York Post said Sunday.
Clinton drew a blank when DeGeneres asked her why The Bronx is always referenced with its definitive article.
“Oh, that’s a whole other story that I don’t have time to make up,” Clinton said laughing.
That would be funny if Hill and her womanizing husband weren’t pathalogical liars. I certainly don’t blame Bill for getting some on the side – I’d have heart problems and panic attacks too if the prospect of sexual activity with the Hilde-beast ever reared its hideous head.
Some of the landmarks Hillary was only too eager to “show” Ellen…
- LoverGirlNYC Nightclub on West 39th Street
- Pieces Nightclub on Christopher St.
- The Big Apple Ranch on 19th St.
- The Cubby Hole in the West Village
- Henrietta Hudson on Hudson St.
Not that I’m implying anything, of course.
November 22nd, 2005 at 3:53 pm
Ya’ know,,,, I’ve always thought ol’ Hillary would have more in common with the likes of Ellen than say,,, any heterosexual.
November 23rd, 2005 at 10:34 am
If I would have known those two shrews were coming to my Island….
November 23rd, 2005 at 12:35 pm
Wouldn’t it have been cool if they would have just started making out on the ferry?
I mean, really, Hitlary could have struck a blow for feminism and gay rights like the champion of those causes she supposedly is supposed to be.
November 23rd, 2005 at 9:02 pm
I have a feeling your site actually crashed because of THIS picture, not the depraved, slutty schoolteachers. This is enough to traumatize any decent person, and cause them to have to gouge their eyeballs out. It’s almost as bad as hearing Pat O’Brien say, “Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton looks GORGEOUS in that black evening dress.” MMMMPHHHH!! *GAG* Whew! Thought I might have to make a run for the porcelain god with that statement.
November 23rd, 2005 at 11:45 pm
Finish this sentence:
“Anne Heche, eat your ________ out.”
November 24th, 2005 at 2:33 am
I wonder if those 2 didn’t get together with the Carolina Panthers 2 Cheerleaders and all head to the bathroom together.
November 24th, 2005 at 9:22 am
Kiki – how dare you sully the good name of those Panthers cheerleaders by lumping them in with those two hags! Take it back now!