On The CNN Switchboard
November 28th, 2005 at 7:40 pm by Cranky“Hello. Is this CNN?”
“Yes Ma’am. How can we help you?”
“Well, I am just outraged that you people put those “X”s on Vice President Cheney’s face.”
“We did it just to make a point. Tell them to stop lying, Bush and Cheney. Bring our soldiers home.”
“That is outrageous! How can you claim to be an objective news source?”
“Was it not freedom of speech? Yes or No? If you don’t like it, don’t watch.”
“I liked you better when you had James Earl Jones saying, “This is CNN.”
November 28th, 2005 at 9:50 pm
Hey, Preston…
I was at the gym and saw some chick doing her half-ass eliptical machine routine while reading one of those girlie-powered magazines that had Anderson Cooper in their “sexiest men” parade. I just about gagged and puked when I glanced over and saw that. Don’t you think it should be a requirement to actually have a penis or a ball sack to qualify as a man (let alone be a nominee for a sissy rag award)?! That dude is the epitome of metro-sexual.