I was at the gym and saw some chick doing her half-ass eliptical machine routine while reading one of those girlie-powered magazines that had Anderson Cooper in their “sexiest men” parade. I just about gagged and puked when I glanced over and saw that. Don’t you think it should be a requirement to actually have a penis or a ball sack to qualify as a man (let alone be a nominee for a sissy rag award)?! That dude is the epitome of metro-sexual.