It’s time again for Fun With the Referral Logs! (This is that time when we browse the stats to see how people arrived at Six Meat and either mock or praise them, accordingly. This doesn’t mean we’re completely out of ideas, just mostly out of ideas.)

Let’s see what kind of search terms folks have used recently to unwittingly arrive at the Buffet… other than Debra Lafave, of course…

MSN Search from North Dakota: “meat balloons” – Ok, I don’t even know what that would look like. A balloon made of meat? Or a balloon that is a decoration or an accessory to meat? Was that you, Rob?

Google Search from Brentwood (TN): “Nashville whore dickerson pike” – Dickerson Pike is a good place to start, but if you want to know where the classiest hookers work, I’d start in East Nashville. Maybe Smantix would know for sure…

Google Search from Tokyo, Japan: “month of ramadan emotionally angry” – Japanese islamofascists? Now I’ve seen everything!

Google Search: “neocon news” – Now that we’ve got our own official in-house Neocon, I suppose we’ll see more of this.

Ask Jeeves: “who said Knoxville TN was the ugliest city I ever saw in America?” – Now that’s just not true. We’re downright scenic. But we are scruffy.

Google Search: “mick jagger sexuality” – Thanks for nothing, Cranky.

Google Search: “lerning to meat girls” – This guy doesn’t stand a chance in hell.

Google: “meat on top of meat” – What?!?

Google: “midget bullfighters” – You know, another problem with midgets…

MSN Search: “guy with big meat” – I think you came to the wrong place.

Google Search (strangely enough, from a user in Eufaula, AL): “kabballah knoxville tennessee” – Um…. don’t know many Kabbalahists up this way, but I could do some research for you. Call me…..

Google Search (Knoxville): “glory hole knoxville – Let me know when you find one, mine have all “dried up”. Ugh… just typing that grossed me out.

MSN Search: “john holmes classic porn” – I think I may have a video or two, but they’re not for sale.

MSN Search: “ugly chickens” – God, I freaking HATE ugly chickens!

Google: “what is rocky six going to be about” – I’m guessing that this person didn’t see Rockys I-V. It’s going to be just like the others, except with a WHEELCHAIR and a COLOSTOMY BAG! Sheeeeesh.

Ask.Com: “why meat is good” – Two words: Pro Tein

Google: “ass crackers” – We prefer “cracker-ass crackers” here in wonderbreadland. Get it straight.

Google: “50 cent bobble head to buy” – Does the $0.50 bobble-head doll come with matching semi-automatic weapon and ho-rapin’ accessories?

Ask.Com: “meat torture” – Whatever it takes to get the insurgents to fess up before we send them to their blessed toothless virgins in the sky. I hear Pork works well.

Yahoo: “trash hot torrid beach reading” – I really should do more harlequin-type soft-core porn blogging. But who has the time?

Well, that’s it for this installment. Check back in a couple of months for our next journey through the twisted mind of the WIDE WORLD OF WEBS search engine freaks.

Share This entry was posted on Tuesday, November 29th, 2005 at 9:01 am and is filed under Bloggery, Cavalcade of Whimsy. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.