Ode To Cindy
November 30th, 2005 at 10:29 pm by CrankyUPDATE: I realize that “whore” is a poor choice of words. What I was thinking was something like “Jane, you ignorant slut” from SNL. Or if it was “Cindy you media whore” that would have worked too.
For the record, Cindy is a lot of things. Bad things. But whore is not one of them.
Finally, no disrepect was ever intended to Casey, her son who was killed in Iraq and probably took after his dad in every respect.
November 30th, 2005 at 10:48 pm
At least she made her 15 minutes count, eh, Cranky?
Absolutely fantastic. I cried. Then I laughed. Then I laughed until I cried again. Then my wife hit me for crying.
December 1st, 2005 at 1:13 am
You really should change your blog name to Flashmaster Crank.
Or Fiddy Cen’.
December 1st, 2005 at 11:46 am
Thought it said Dinner Theatre? I’m hungry, goddamit!
December 1st, 2005 at 12:05 pm
The Post With No Title (Wait a Second, Isn’t That Technically the Title? I Guess This Is Now, Too. OK, Forget What I Said About This Post Having No Title)
Now, that’s just mean! Heh. Geez, can’t we all just get along? Who you callin’ Jose? This is very cool. Seriously.
December 1st, 2005 at 3:38 pm
That was too funny.
Never you mind about that pesky 15 minutes thing. The Democrats will find a way to reset the clock and pimp her out a lot more in 2006. What I wonder is if they’ll still be using her before the 2008 elections.
December 1st, 2005 at 5:01 pm
Independent Cinema (sans gay cowboys eating pudding)
Six Meat Buffet serves up Cindy’s fifteen minutes in a mere thirty seconds. Two thumbs way up….
December 1st, 2005 at 5:11 pm
It was much better than Cats. I’m going to see it again and again.
December 1st, 2005 at 5:59 pm
Thank you. Say does anyone know a good sound engineer?
The sound reminded me of a “Wayne’s World” SNL skit where “Dreamweaver” was being mutilated in a homemade music video.
December 1st, 2005 at 8:27 pm
An Ode To Cindy Sheehan
This won’t actually play for me, but I’m assured it’s funny….
December 1st, 2005 at 10:07 pm
For the sake of the dead soldier, please don’t call his mother a ‘whore.’ I’m no fan of Cindy Sheehan, but that one is unnecessary.
December 1st, 2005 at 10:35 pm
I blame Cranky.
December 1st, 2005 at 11:16 pm
I blame the blog owner.
Who tends to be cranky.
But not necessarily Cranky.
December 2nd, 2005 at 10:31 am
Helen, I think whore is perfectly appropriate.
When you purposefully put yourself out there for others to use, abuse and then throw you away, well, that’s pretty much the definition.
December 2nd, 2005 at 10:34 am
The sloppy incoherent book she wrote? That’s her “payment”.
December 2nd, 2005 at 1:11 pm
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December 2nd, 2005 at 1:44 pm
I’m sitting here having lunch in a joint called “Big Nose Kate’s Saloon” as I read and write this…
No probs with “whores” here!
December 2nd, 2005 at 2:08 pm
The sight of that *cough* woman *cough* makes me fucking sick.
Nice work, Cranky! If anything, you were too KIND to the hag.
December 3rd, 2005 at 10:23 pm
The best line I can think of comes from an old Abbott and Costello routine… Costello is being berated by some nutso woman who keeps going on about her husband lost (dead) at Susquihanna Hat Factor (who knows). After she wiggs on long enough, Costello says what I’d love to say to her: “He ain’t dead lady, HE’S HIDIN’!” I am sure that Casey loved his mom, but I really feel he would be truly ashamed of her.
December 6th, 2005 at 4:33 pm
REAL MEN DONT EAT GARDEN BURGERS REAL MEN DONT RIDE PINK BICYCLES REAL MEN DONT JOIM PETA:razz:
December 6th, 2005 at 8:17 pm
I agree. I, for one, have never joimed PETA. I wouldn’t joim PETA. I wouldn’t even joim Bird-Flu. I’d rather get vaccinnated than joims – and I’m afraid of evil.
December 8th, 2005 at 8:01 am
Cindy who?
December 8th, 2005 at 9:59 pm
If her and her pathetic bunch of wussies want to have memorial dinner why dont they have a dinner of bug infested rice in muddy water to remember the victims of such evil tyrant as POL POT and HO CHI MIN who they probibly idolize now
December 9th, 2005 at 1:52 pm
Bug infested rice in muddy water? Too dates. Why don’t they have a nice dinner next to the plastic chipper, the acid vats, the extra large deep fryer, the battery substation, the ankle crusher, or, for a picnic, they can eat outdoor next to the bulldozers, open trench graves, and mustard gas fields. I’m sure that the Iraqi people would welcome her as a “liberator”.