With Apologies To Basil
November 30th, 2005 at 8:21 am by CrankyI now know why Basil’s Blog skewers the headlines so often – they’re just asking for it.
China Vows to Keep HIV Cases Under 1.5M
Will the victims please report to Tienamen Square?
In related news, the Red Army’s organ harvesting side-business is expected to slump this year.
November 30th, 2005 at 9:26 am
Sometimes they almost write themselves, don’t they?
December 2nd, 2005 at 10:55 am
…but…
*looks at camera with tear in eye*
…I tried, harder than anyone has ever tried before…but there was no way we could keep it under 1.5…
*holds camera’s hand*
America, you’ll just have to trust me…I looked everywhere…but there was nothing I could do…
*dips head, looking concerned*
hey, America…you look worried…here, let me rub your shoulders…