WTW: Television Told Me To
November 30th, 2005 at 8:01 am by Preston Taylor Holmes
Nashville teen takes the eternal exit ramp by “car surfing”. What was his inspiration? Why, television of course!
Garrett Shawn Nipper, 16, of Bell Road, died after striking the pavement and a guardrail when he fell off the car, police said.
Joseph Waterman, 16, of Oak Forest Drive, was driving the Saturn SL2 sedan well above the posted 20 mph speed limit when Nipper fell from the car in Two Rivers Park at 10:15 p.m. Saturday, police said.
Police believe Nipper was lying on the roof when he fell. Waterman told police he didn’t immediately know Nipper had fallen off and continued driving for a short distance. He then turned around and came upon Nipper in the roadway. The car belonged to Waterman’s father.
A true friend would have said, “GET THE HELL OFF THE ROOF!” But, instead, we have yet another White Trash Wednesday™ Darwin Awards candidate.
Here are your White Trash Wednesday bloggers….
…also see Crazy Leo Oshkosh
November 30th, 2005 at 8:54 am
Crazy Leo done posted two WTW storeys this week: One was written on Tuesday and the other was about that crazy Wisconsin Hmong guy.
I don’t think he gets it too gooder.
November 30th, 2005 at 9:31 am
You’ll have to cut Leo some slack. He’s only recently made the transition from trouble-making-troll to blogger.
November 30th, 2005 at 9:49 am
Like many newspapers, I have to post my opinionary the night before since I do have a damned job. So shove it all the way up your ass Fisty Republikkan Hore.
November 30th, 2005 at 9:55 am
Leo – you really need to lay off the caffeine. Your habit of attacking those who could be allies is not going to help your cause.
Either that or you need to go back on your medication.
November 30th, 2005 at 10:36 am
Mmmmm….another one who likes it rough to add to my collection.
I would recommend a good thrice-daily dose of Ativan coupled with a tricyclic antidepressant such as trazodone at bedtime to quell the rage. Add risperdal if psychosis develops.
And lay off the damn stimulants.
November 30th, 2005 at 10:54 am
Krack Hore isn’t a job, leo.
November 30th, 2005 at 12:12 pm
okays. me be good from now on. Leo only hates bad people. Not people who visit up in here.
November 30th, 2005 at 2:11 pm
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December 1st, 2005 at 8:31 pm
ok whoever added that comment about what a “real friend would do” can just shut the fck up rught now, because a three of the kids involved in this catasraphie happen to be some of my friends., including Shawn..you could not fathem the shit there going threw right now. you need to get a life and stop making peoples losses and make them a joke. do u seriously think ur going to heaven
December 12th, 2005 at 12:42 pm
I totally agree with the last post… Whoever wrote that must not know that this particular story has real people behind it. My son happens to be friends with all these kids, and they are some of the closest friends and good kids I’ve ever seen.
As for your “white trash awards”, you should be nominated for your shitty little comment.
Your a jackass!!!