2005 Weblog Awards
December 4th, 2005 at 11:32 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes
Through some gigantic rip in the cosmos, Six Meat Buffet has made the cut for the 2005 Weblog Awards “Best Humor/Comics Blog” category.
The downside to making this category is that Six Meat is up against many of my personal favorites – including Beautiful Atrocities, Protein Wisdom, Iowahawk and Cox & Forkum. Then you have the heavyweights of Day by Day, Scrappleface, IMAO and Dilbert. With the exception of Jesus’ General, not a bad site in the bunch.
We’re realistic here, so we ask that you vote for us REPEATEDLY so that we can avoid the stigma of finishing last. Finishing in last place could hurt our collective self-esteem and may force us to quit blogging altogether. You don’t want that. Or perhaps you do.
Either way, go here and vote! Voting begins Monday, Dec. 6 and runs through Thursday, Dec. 15. I’ve put a helpful reminder and link in the upper left sidebar to help you with your daily duty of voting for us.
Stay tuned for “official endorsements” for the other categories.
On a related note, you’ll notice that I’m working on the “Six Meat Classics” section (down in the right-hand sidebar). I had to fire the Shasta the intern because she wasn’t getting it done. It’s a work in progress, so hopefully the list of classics will give new visitors an idea of what goes on here – and will bring back some good memories to some of you regulars.
December 5th, 2005 at 12:03 am
Sweet, can I run the “Crack for Six Meat Campaign”?
December 5th, 2005 at 4:52 am
I’ve already decided to frequently vote for blogs in last place, so if you’re a loser, never fear! You can count on me.
December 5th, 2005 at 8:49 am
vote, vote, vote, I have nothing better to do. good luck!!
December 5th, 2005 at 8:55 am
Thanks Madie! We’re counting on people like you who have nothing better to do.
Oh, wait. Were you being sarcastic? If so, I’m hurt.
Thanks Unabrewer – we’re the underdog. People love underdogs. Or that’s what I’ve heard.
And Pirate, right now we’re talking with KKKarl Rove about heading up the Drugs for Votes campaign. Since he’s stolen two elections in a row, I figure he’ll be perfect.
December 5th, 2005 at 9:32 am
with the exception of taking my five children back and forth to school, two at college(opposite sides of Albuquerque), one in high school, one in middle school and one in kindergarten, Christmas shopping, grocery shopping, laundry, attending a staff meeting, and writing my own blog I have nothing important to do over the next four days. So…I shall vote and vote and vote…
December 5th, 2005 at 9:52 am
I hit that photo-link HARD on your behalf.
You’re right, I like a lot of the blogs in your category. But only one blogger in that category talks dirty to me on a regular basis.
:twisted::twisted: So you got my vote just like you have my heart, baby.
December 5th, 2005 at 11:11 am
Seeing as how your blog sucks, I will happily vote for Jesus’s General.
December 5th, 2005 at 12:29 pm
I’m stuffing the box with 6MB like I was stuffin’ Martha’s muffin!
December 5th, 2005 at 1:01 pm
I’ve been in a funk for the last few weeks. I’m absolutely horrified by what my country has become. Corruption has replaced the rule of law. The media has sold its watchdog role for a few pieces of silver and invitations to the ruling class’ cocktail parties. The owners in our ownership society are rigging the system to enslave the rest of the population through debt.
Worst of all, where we were once a nation that at least pretended to value human rights, we now celebrate torture and eagerly commit murder in the name of promoting freedom.
America has lost its soul.
That is pretty fucking hilarious. Jesus’ General? More like Allah’s Rear Admiral.
December 5th, 2005 at 1:13 pm
I voted for you. I even endorsed you!
December 5th, 2005 at 1:31 pm
I was gonna say something about JG, but it was flat out the funniest thing I’ve ever seen! even better than pulling wings off flies and punching the smaller kids!
(note: Sarcasm)
December 5th, 2005 at 5:18 pm
I’m voting for ya! I was looking through the lists and didn’t see my blog listed anywhere. Not surprising since I doubt any more than a handful of people ever read it and I haven’t a clue as to how to spread the word about it and get more people to at least take a look. I’ll keep on blogging even if no one reads it since I enjoy creating the entries.
Carl
Website – http://www.nettally.com/saints
Blog – http://www.anniemayhem.com/cgi-bin/wordpress/
December 5th, 2005 at 7:25 pm
Carl, comments and trackbacks, kid.
Leave the URL out of the comments though. It’s sorta annoying. Plus it makes you look desperate.
Just do what I did, Carl, last year.
Extort blogroll links in exchange for Award votes.
Good luck.
December 5th, 2005 at 7:46 pm
Arrrrrgh!
This is from the blog that’s currently ahead in the Weblog Awards for Best New Blog (I’m not going to link him): …I go to some of the conservative sites that have been nominated – across all categories – I
December 6th, 2005 at 8:25 am
Err…this category looks unpretty already.