Who Wrote What?
December 4th, 2005 at 10:18 am by Preston Taylor HolmesJust a quick reminder – you might want to check the “posted by” note at the end of each post here at the Buffet.
We’ve gotten a couple of links that have credited me with commentary or hilarity that was actually the work of Smantix or Cranky. While I’d like to take credit for their good work, I just can’t. It wouldn’t be right.
I would however, like to pass off some of my crappier posts as theirs, but they would probably figure that out and quit. Then there would be litigation, etc. I don’t need that. That would be very hurtful towards me.
While we absolutely encourage linkage, please credit the Buffet collective or the demented individuals responsible.
On a completely unrelated note, am I the only one who misses XUXA? Surely not.











December 4th, 2005 at 10:45 am
Excellent post, Smantix Taylor Crank!
I didn’t realize one could miss someone one had never heard of, but I do, I miss her very much.
December 4th, 2005 at 10:58 am
I feel your pain, Vinnie. Way down deep. You know, in my pants.
December 4th, 2005 at 11:19 am
I abandoned my conceits some time ago though I would get invited to the cooler kid’s parties if I just started telling people I was Preston.
However, I’m not feeling anyone else’s pain down deep in my pants.
December 4th, 2005 at 11:36 am
OK, I fixed it an NIT. Happy?
December 4th, 2005 at 12:00 pm
Did I mention how much I miss XUXA?
December 4th, 2005 at 3:51 pm
The restraining order prohibits me from telling you how much I miss Xuxa.
December 4th, 2005 at 5:40 pm
I love Xuxa, sort of a cross between Pee Wee Herman & Bettie Page. Did u see that we’re set to get slaughtered by Scott Ott again when Taranto plugs him? I’m thinking of doing a post, UN Inspectors Still Searching for Scott Ott’s Personality
December 4th, 2005 at 5:57 pm
Screw Ott. He stole all his material from knoxpatch.com. He’s a nobody. A nobody with huge traffic and skads of followers.
December 4th, 2005 at 8:29 pm
His blog is actually an audition for the Onion. I’m sure with a few more years practice at grindingly unfunny fake news, he’ll make the cut.
December 4th, 2005 at 10:32 pm
Xuxa works out at my gym here in San Diego when she’s here visiting her sister. The both of them in gym attire and sweaty output from rigorous exercize is always worth the price of admission!
December 5th, 2005 at 12:24 am
WTF is Taranto in it for anyhow? He’s got a column, not a blog. Shit, I said that last year.
And I ditched Ott when I found the Therapist. He kicks Scrappleass.