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Who Wrote What?

December 4th, 2005 at 10:18 am by Preston Taylor Holmes

Just a quick reminder – you might want to check the “posted by” note at the end of each post here at the Buffet.

We’ve gotten a couple of links that have credited me with commentary or hilarity that was actually the work of Smantix or Cranky. While I’d like to take credit for their good work, I just can’t. It wouldn’t be right.

I would however, like to pass off some of my crappier posts as theirs, but they would probably figure that out and quit. Then there would be litigation, etc. I don’t need that. That would be very hurtful towards me.

While we absolutely encourage linkage, please credit the Buffet collective or the demented individuals responsible.

On a completely unrelated note, am I the only one who misses XUXA? Surely not.


11 Responses to “Who Wrote What?”

  1. Vinnie Says:

    Excellent post, Smantix Taylor Crank!

    I didn’t realize one could miss someone one had never heard of, but I do, I miss her very much.

  2. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:

    I feel your pain, Vinnie. Way down deep. You know, in my pants.

  3. Smantix Says:

    I abandoned my conceits some time ago though I would get invited to the cooler kid’s parties if I just started telling people I was Preston.

    However, I’m not feeling anyone else’s pain down deep in my pants.

  4. Pink Kitty Says:

    OK, I fixed it an NIT. Happy? :)

  5. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:

    Did I mention how much I miss XUXA?

  6. Sarcastro Says:

    The restraining order prohibits me from telling you how much I miss Xuxa.

  7. jeff Says:

    I love Xuxa, sort of a cross between Pee Wee Herman & Bettie Page. Did u see that we’re set to get slaughtered by Scott Ott again when Taranto plugs him? I’m thinking of doing a post, UN Inspectors Still Searching for Scott Ott’s Personality

  8. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:

    Screw Ott. He stole all his material from knoxpatch.com. He’s a nobody. A nobody with huge traffic and skads of followers.

  9. jeff Says:

    His blog is actually an audition for the Onion. I’m sure with a few more years practice at grindingly unfunny fake news, he’ll make the cut.

  10. Yiddish Steel Says:

    Xuxa works out at my gym here in San Diego when she’s here visiting her sister. The both of them in gym attire and sweaty output from rigorous exercize is always worth the price of admission!

  11. Vinnie Says:

    WTF is Taranto in it for anyhow? He’s got a column, not a blog. Shit, I said that last year.

    And I ditched Ott when I found the Therapist. He kicks Scrappleass.

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