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Yawn of the Dead

December 4th, 2005 at 10:31 pm by Smantix

One more reason why I cancelled my subscription to Showtime:

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How’s this for a sneaky horror-film allegory? On the eve of an alarmingly tight U.S. presidential election, American soldiers who died in a Middle East war based on public deception suddenly rise from their coffins and lumber toward the nation’s polling booths, tipping the scale against a chicken-hawk incumbent whose advisor admires his “way of making stupid people feel that they’re just as smart as he is.”

And in the “Life Imitates a Shitty Showtime Movie” category:

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WASHINGTON — A man from Arkansas scaled the fence surrounding the White House Sunday while President Bush was inside and was immediately captured by Secret Service officers.

Just between us, I think we know which side’s voters historically have more people rising from the dead to go to the polls.


2 Responses to “Yawn of the Dead”

  1. Cranky Says:

    Sheesh. I really liked Joe Dante too. And the movie critic is just fawning over this movie too.

    I’ve got a sick feeling in my stomach.

  2. Chris Says:

    I had a free trial of Showtime last weekend and caught the tail end of that piece of crap zombie movie.

    What happened to the days when the communists in Hollywood could at least entertain the folks?

    I’ve even gone a step further and cancelled all my movie channels. I couldn’t take that silly putty faced asshat Bill Maher anymore.