Something Special In The Air
December 7th, 2005 at 7:03 pm by SmantixA mentally ill man went permanently off his medication earlier today as he said those magic words that Federal Air Marshals love to hear. “I have a bomb in my bag.”
According to a witness, the man frantically ran down the aisle of the Boeing 757, flailing his arms, while his wife tried to explain that he was mentally ill and had not taken his medication.
The passenger indicated there was a bomb in his bag and was confronted by air marshals but ran off the aircraft, Doyle said. The marshals went after him and ordered him to get down on the ground, but he did not comply and was shot when he apparently reached into the bag, Doyle said.
Let this be a lesson to other travelers returning from Medellin, Colombia. If a marshal asks you “what’s in the bag, dad?”, just tell him “cocaine” like everybody else. Ixnay on the omb-bay.
Either that or remind your soon-to-be single bitch wife to pack your paxil.
December 7th, 2005 at 9:18 pm
Airline Passenger Who Made Threat Killed
A passenger who claimed to have a bomb in a carry-on bag was shot and killed by a federal air marsha
December 7th, 2005 at 9:41 pm
“Either that or remind your soon-to-be single bitch wife to pack your paxil.”
Ha! Merri, are you taking notes?
December 7th, 2005 at 9:43 pm
The libs will be demanding an investigation into this and blame Bush of course. This retard was riding on the short plane and his wife/handler failed to administer his medication as claimed. The responsibility lies with this retard and his handler.
December 8th, 2005 at 9:47 am
They done shot him good.