WTW: The Naked Gun
December 7th, 2005 at 12:02 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes
What the hell has happened to my old stomping grounds? Germantown used to be so peaceful and serene.
Drunken naked Germantown man jumps from his roof, roams the mean streets of Germantown, firing his handgun.
Officers arrested a man, who was wearing only a pair of socks, on Cross Village west of Hacks Cross. They found a revolver in a yard across Hacks Cross near Savannah Way.
They identified him as Glenn Higgs, 44, of 2901 Leesburg, and charged him with reckless endangerment, indecent exposure, firing a weapon in the city limits and public intoxication. Police did not have an immediate explanation for Higgs’ actions.
Let me help the police out here. He either (1) can’t hold his liquor or (2) is insane in the membrane. A flabbergasted eyewitness:
As afternoon traffic built on Hacks Cross and school buses wove through the area, Cox turned onto Savannah Way.
“I couldn’t believe it. There was a nude man in the middle of the street,” Cox said. “He just stopped, kind of spread-eagle in the middle of the street.”
As Cox tried to pass, the man grabbed for the door handle, but Cox drove on and called police. Then the man extended his arm and pointed along Hacks Cross.
“I saw the smoke and heard the explosion,” Cox said, “So, obviously, there’s a gun.”
I say this calls for tighter liquor control. Did Mr. Higgs have a concealed whiskey carry permit? Did he wait the required 48 hours between purchasing the liquor and actually drinking the entire bottle in one sitting? I’m sure liquor control activists will get to the bottom of this story. We’ll keep you posted with drunken naked gunman updates.
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December 7th, 2005 at 1:48 pm
Ummmm…you might want to give up drinking, Pres, and put your clothes on. Also, put down the gun.
December 7th, 2005 at 2:06 pm
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