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WTW: The Naked Gun

December 7th, 2005 at 12:02 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

What the hell has happened to my old stomping grounds? Germantown used to be so peaceful and serene.

Drunken naked Germantown man jumps from his roof, roams the mean streets of Germantown, firing his handgun.

From the Commercial Appeal – heavily excerpted due to site registration

Officers arrested a man, who was wearing only a pair of socks, on Cross Village west of Hacks Cross. They found a revolver in a yard across Hacks Cross near Savannah Way.

They identified him as Glenn Higgs, 44, of 2901 Leesburg, and charged him with reckless endangerment, indecent exposure, firing a weapon in the city limits and public intoxication. Police did not have an immediate explanation for Higgs’ actions.

Let me help the police out here. He either (1) can’t hold his liquor or (2) is insane in the membrane. A flabbergasted eyewitness:

“It was unbelievable,” said Eddie Cox, who saw part of the incident as he returned home from the bank.

As afternoon traffic built on Hacks Cross and school buses wove through the area, Cox turned onto Savannah Way.

“I couldn’t believe it. There was a nude man in the middle of the street,” Cox said. “He just stopped, kind of spread-eagle in the middle of the street.”

As Cox tried to pass, the man grabbed for the door handle, but Cox drove on and called police. Then the man extended his arm and pointed along Hacks Cross.

“I saw the smoke and heard the explosion,” Cox said, “So, obviously, there’s a gun.”

I say this calls for tighter liquor control. Did Mr. Higgs have a concealed whiskey carry permit? Did he wait the required 48 hours between purchasing the liquor and actually drinking the entire bottle in one sitting? I’m sure liquor control activists will get to the bottom of this story. We’ll keep you posted with drunken naked gunman updates.

Here are your White Trash Wednesday bloggers….


3 Responses to “WTW: The Naked Gun”

  1. Kiki B. Says:

    Ummmm…you might want to give up drinking, Pres, and put your clothes on. Also, put down the gun.

  2. The World According To Carl Says:

    Another White Trash Wednesday

    Another White Trash Wednesday over at the Six Meat Buffet blog. Enjoy!…

  3. Swap Blog Says:

    Germantown Gone Wild

    Preston over at Six Meat Buffet has a funny WTW (White Trash Wednesday) post today about a naked drunk guy that went on a shooting spree in the normally calm hamlet of Germantown, TN. Preston ask where the 48 hour waiting period and the concealed liquo…