Do Your Part
December 9th, 2005 at 5:57 pm by Preston Taylor HolmesRemember, a vote for Six Meat Buffet is a vote for America. Do your part.
UPDATE:
Also, for you lefties, a vote for Six Meat Buffet as best humor blog will keep your hero Tookie Williams alive for at least 4 more days.
December 9th, 2005 at 10:40 pm
I would vote for your blog if it would make my penis larger.
December 9th, 2005 at 10:41 pm
Will it………make my penis larger?
December 9th, 2005 at 10:47 pm
Absofreakinlutely. The more you vote, the bigger it will appear.
December 9th, 2005 at 11:51 pm
Will it make my wife’s breasts larger?
December 10th, 2005 at 2:50 am
Thanks to TBogg, I found your site. It’s been an endless source of amusement ever since. Thank you for the unintentional comedy.
And thanks for the heads up on the Weblogs Awards. I’m voting every day now and watching Jesus General wipe the ground with your ass brings a smile to my face. How ironically out of touch it shows you are that the only blog you state to not be good is the one with more votes (by a huge factor) than all the other nominees listed combined.
Now THAT is comedy. Enjoy watching your KoolAid afficionados (including yourself) get stomped to hell and back in this category lol.
Keep that laughs comin!
December 10th, 2005 at 7:58 am
If you can’t win an election, you can at least win an internet poll. Thanks for visiting!
December 10th, 2005 at 11:17 am
It is my opinion (and therefore correct) that the votes of people who think humor should by funny is being split between 7 or 8 really good blogs, and the votes of people who see no relationship between humor and funny are all going to one site.
December 10th, 2005 at 11:22 am
You nailed it, PileOn.
That’s the problem with being on the conservative side of the sphere. There’s actually enough diversity of opinion and humor that we wind up knocking each other out during pissing contests such as these.
On the other side, diversity is only measure by skin color, gender and sexual preference – coupled with – often times – a complete lack of a sense of humor. How can you laugh when there are so many problems and injustices in the world??!!!
December 10th, 2005 at 12:00 pm
I think one of the reasons there aren’t more liberal sites in the weblog awards is because they prefer to have their “pissing contests” in the privacy of their own beds.
December 10th, 2005 at 12:42 pm
Oh no he di’unt.
Tell me he di’unt go there.
December 10th, 2005 at 3:35 pm
errrrrrrr, only came here to lurk. Until I read Pile On’s comment about liberal pissing.
To freaking funny!
Can I get that printed on a tee shirt by chance?
December 10th, 2005 at 6:09 pm
It is my opinion (and therefore correct) that the votes of people who think humor should by funny is being split between 7 or 8 really good blogs, and the votes of people who see no relationship between humor and funny are all going to one site.
You might want to go check the vote totals there big guy. Jesus’ General is owning this category like there’s no tomorrow. Take half of your blogs out of the category and he’d still be owning everyone.
And as far as diversity of humor amongst conservative blogs? Buahahahahaha you surely jest.
December 10th, 2005 at 7:32 pm
No shit, dumbass. JeKos’ Jizzguzzler is the ONLY fucktard blog.
So yeah, even using your skewed “new math” (the one that claims Clinton’t 43% in 1992 as a “landslide”) you could cut half of the right blogs out and get the same result.
Fucking moron.
December 11th, 2005 at 5:44 am
Vinnie,
You’re the unintentional comedy we love on your side. Keep bringin the laughs brotha man!
December 11th, 2005 at 9:43 am
tlh lib,
Thanks for coming by. You’ve helped me rekindle fond memories of the sixth grade.
You see, the Weblog awards are for fun. None of us really care if we win or lose.
Your taunts carry about as much weight as saying, “I got the new Boppa Fett action figure and you didn’t.”
December 11th, 2005 at 1:34 pm
Speaking of brothas, yer minuteman Zarqawi is having a hard time find new recruits.
So why don’t you head on over and help a brotha out.
In other words…SHUT UP AND SERVE!
December 11th, 2005 at 1:35 pm
oh, and we had such a good internet ’til he showed up…ugh…
December 11th, 2005 at 2:15 pm
Vinnie,
I knew I could count on you to keep em comin! Liberals who share the views of 60+% of this nation such as myself are terrorist supporters. LOL! Oh how I wish I could be a patriotic part of the small minority who still supports this disaster in Iraq. It must be getting lonely over there in KoolAidCountry, eh Vinnie?
December 11th, 2005 at 8:43 pm
Man, you really believe that shit, don’t you?
Oh well, Merry CHRISTmas.