The 12 Days of Christmas – DAY ONE
December 9th, 2005 at 7:15 am by Preston Taylor HolmesIntroducing a new feature here at Six Meat Buffet just in time for the holidays.
It’s The 12 Days of Christmas! Last-Minute Gift Ideas for Liberals!
Let’s face it, it’s always hard to buy for those leftists in your life. Whether it’s their tendency to wear only tie-dye or their complete lack of a sense of humor, it’s really tough to find the right gift for members of the “reality-based community”. We’re here to make it easy on you.
On Day One, we offer you the TED KENNEDY CHAPPAQUIDDICK BATHTUB PLAYSET!
Whether your “progressive” friend or family member has a crippling case of alcoholism or simply can’t swim – have no fear! With this bathtub playset, the odds of them suffering an alcohol-related drowning fatality are slim-to-none. But don’t count on ol’ Teddy to save you if you get into to trouble! He’s busy doing the peoples’ business in the nation’s capital! Go get ‘em, Teddy!
Stay tuned for Days 2-12 in upcoming episodes and Merry Christmas!
*Playset Design and Artwork by The Cranky Neocon*
UPDATE:
We’ve already had one order from Lawrence. Unfortunately, we’re pretty backed up right now and won’t be able to get that order out to him in time for Christmas. Plus, he specifically requested it be shipped by a company called “TedEx”. I can’t find them in the phone book anywhere.
December 9th, 2005 at 9:48 am
The Twelve Days of Christmas – Shopping for Moonbats!
Oh, goody! Gift ideas for the leftards on your shopping list! What’s today’s gift idea?
The TED KENNEDY CHAPPAQUIDDICK BATHTUB PLAYSET! *
Thank you, Preston and Cranky.
* Mary Jo Kopechne could not be reached for comment.
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December 9th, 2005 at 9:50 am
[...] Oh, goody! Gift ideas for the leftards on your shopping list! What’s today’s gift idea? [...]
December 9th, 2005 at 9:50 am
No bathtub is complete without it!
December 9th, 2005 at 9:52 am
What an incredible smell you’ve discovered!
Last day in class today. Finals start next week. No time to read other blogs or much news today. If you want me to link one of your posts, please e-mail me and I’ll add it to this one. Also,…
December 9th, 2005 at 10:52 am
That would be Seis Carne Buffet.
December 9th, 2005 at 11:04 am
I think I’ll send Teddy himself one. Someone his age is always looking for something to bring back the memories. How appropriate.
December 9th, 2005 at 11:27 am
Wow you managed to mix my favorite pastime and the holidays.
December 9th, 2005 at 1:44 pm
Gift ideas? Day One
(Click the pic to order) Six Meat Buffet Rocks!…
December 9th, 2005 at 6:43 pm
Supper 12-09-2005
Try one of these specials with your supper:
Weblog Awards Best Group Blog finalists:
*The Cotillion hears Katrina victims crying racism
*RedState looks at Iran’s Holocaust denial.
*Mens News Daily said keep an eye on China
From the Best…
December 11th, 2005 at 8:24 am
Maybe you could also offer a Laura Bush Teenage Driver set complete with stop signs and crashed cars. Whaddya think?
December 11th, 2005 at 9:10 am
That’s not funny, man! Laura Bush didn’t want to run that stop sign and kill that teenager (who happened to be her boyfriend). It’s just that God had decided to “call him homeâ€. Laura was just acting as Jesus’ instrument, so I have a hard time finding moral culpability. Besides, it’s not like George ever got picked up for a DWI, or Dick Cheney ever got busted for driving under the influence (twice).
December 11th, 2005 at 9:45 am
Yea, but neither one of those ideas is half as funny as making fun of dead soldiers.
Fucking hilarious that is. The only thing that could make that funnier would have been to have “Made in China” on the side of the box and then having their UPS box/coffin rolling into the oven of a crematorium.
Good stuff.
December 11th, 2005 at 12:43 pm
How ‘bout the George H. W. Bush / Jennifer Fitzgerald combination Dream House and Love Nest? Your children will have endless hours of Traditional Family Fun playing with these strikingly realist replicas of our 41st President and his mistress.
December 11th, 2005 at 1:32 pm
That was actually next. Right after our Vince Foster – Do-It-Yourself Build Your Own Suicide Handgun Kit.
Amaze friends and family alike by your talent of rebuilding an unregistered,80 year old .38 special with two different serial numbers and finding a shell to off yourself that had been discontinued in 1975.
Or Maybe…the Hillary Rodham-Foster Cabbage Patch Doll. Sorry kids, the birth certificate on this one got burned along time ago – would you settle for a bloodied handwritten note? Pet Sematary meets Elektra Complex when the ghostbaby of Hillary and Vince’s aborted lovechild rises from an ancient Arkansas Indian landfill to take revenge on the mother that killed her and her father. OoOoooooo. Scary fun for the whole family. No one is spared this ghostly waterhead babychild is on the march. Not even the family dog.
The boyfriend’s look on that pic is priceless. Check out that cottage cheese. He needs to take “Lady” for a walk. Woof!
December 11th, 2005 at 3:28 pm
Sunday Funnies
Blonde Sagacity has the Carnival of Comedy.
The Swib has the Carnival of Satire.
Iowahawk has Al Zarqawi guest blogging.
Protein Wisdom has a conversation overheard in a Ramadi bunker.
Poliblogger has has some toons.
Wizbang has another dumb crim…
December 11th, 2005 at 3:34 pm
[...] Basil interviews the Florida Masochist Bareknuckle Politics are enjoying December Six Meat Buffet has some last minute Christmas ideas for moonbats. I can’t resist showing you one of them. [...]
December 11th, 2005 at 9:33 pm
Jesus’ General does not need me to defend him, but I can’t let that sit.
The point of the UPS box is to ridicule the administration for allowing soldier’s remains top go in the luggage compartment. It is an expression of outrage for this happening. I know irony is lost on some people, but you ought to recognize ridicule when you see it.
Catch up on the news, already.
December 11th, 2005 at 9:52 pm
I know irony. And I know if you have a legitimate concern for the fallen that you don’t ridicule their sacrifice in death.
There’s a right way and a wrong way to draw attention to a subject and that post is yet another shitty example of the fucked up Ted Rall mentality that effects Democrats who should know better.
If you feel it’s right, there’s nothing to defend.
December 12th, 2005 at 11:45 am
Um, the DOD has been transporting dead soldiers that way since Vietnam, Tulkinghorn. They are on a commercial jet, supplied with a color guard and then taken to the airport for family members.
Save your outrage for Clinton. He didn’t even bother to bring our dead soldiers home.
December 13th, 2005 at 10:33 am
[...] Check out Day One and Day Two of the Twelve Days of Christmas while you’re there. The ‘TED KENNEDY CHAPPAQUIDDICK BATHTUB PLAYSET’ is fun for the little one in your family, though the alcohol does not come with the game. [...]
December 13th, 2005 at 10:56 am
Re Twelve days of Christmas.
How about McCain Kissing Teddy’s big a** and working with him to give 20 million illegal aliens a nice Christmas present of free American citizenship? After all, if your first official act in America is to break its law, don’t you deserve it? Dont forget the George Bush action figure mowing down the Minutemen with an M16. Finally, King George didn’t like the Minutemen either, there must be a place for him too.
December 13th, 2005 at 12:40 pm
[...] Day One: TED KENNEDY CHAPPAQUIDDICK BATHTUB PLAYSET; [...]
December 13th, 2005 at 12:50 pm
Whoa, you guys are getting too personal for me. Another possible idea for the defeatacrats is a Bill Clinton barbie doll set with a doll for each of the women he seduced or raped.
December 15th, 2005 at 3:40 pm
LAST DAY to VOTE for Schlussel in 2005 Weblog Awards
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December 17th, 2005 at 10:01 am
You people are entirely lacking in refined sensibilities. Leave poor senator Kennedy alone. Hasn’t he suffered enough?Didn’t you mothers teach you its not nice to make fun of the morally handicapped? They can’t help how they are. I hope Oldsmobile Corporation sues you big time.
December 18th, 2005 at 10:24 pm
Freaking hilarious. Seriously…I need one of these!
Actually…not real sure what the whole deal is…was searching for last minute gift ideas and came across drowned barbie LoL. Soooooooooooo cute!
Love hugs and kisses…Sophie