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The Tookie Diaries

December 12th, 2005 at 1:01 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

Absolute hilarity. Jeff at Beautiful Atrocities has an inside track to Tookie’s diary. Tookie & his boy Scott have been busy today.

1:00 Word is, the bruthas gonna riot if they fry me. There’s just one problem with that plan: HOW DOES THIS HELP THE TOOKSTER? SHIT! CAN SOMEONE THROW ME A GODDAMN BONE?

2:00 Dismantle cot, destroy toilet as social protest. SOMEONE GET ME A GODDAMN PLUMBER! WHAT YOU THINK THIS IS, GITMO? I AM A GODDAMN POET! I SAY!

Read the whole thing. Almost makes me want to vote for him for Best Humor Blog. But instead, I’ll go vote for Six Meat again. And you should too, kids!


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3 Responses to “The Tookie Diaries”

  1. jeff Says:
    December 12th, 2005 at 1:34 pm

    At least Scott will be able to sit down now

  2. Homely Says:
    December 12th, 2005 at 3:39 pm

    I think you mean spirted folks should visit savetookie.org (not to be confused with free willey).
    It proves to make one LOL.

  3. Vince Aut Morire Says:
    December 12th, 2005 at 11:20 pm

    The Oh Tookie Chorus

    Following up to this, this, and this, oh, and this….

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