The 12 Days of Christmas – DAY SIX
December 17th, 2005 at 9:29 pm by Cranky
Today’s Six Meat Buffet gift is especially for folks who have moved from Blue States and are feeling a little homesick.
Are you lonely for that voice that always was there to gently and reassuringly tell you that you are too stupid to think for yourself?
Have we got the answer for you! Demi Kratz, your very own inflatable nanny statist is always on call. At a moment’s notice, Demi will remind you why your behavior is bad for you or the children.
Demi cares about you and knows what’s best for you. So cuddle up to Demi’s warm embrace this Christmas – or face stiff fines.
PREVIOUSLY:
- Day Five: Simon! Abu Ghraib Signature Edition
- Day Four: The Race Card Game
- Day Three: Stratego For Democrats
- Day Two: Bill Frist’s Operation!
- Day One: The Ted Kennedy Bathtub Playset
December 19th, 2005 at 12:01 am
Ha-ha very funny.
Now give Smantix his toy back.
(sorry Smantix, I’ve been picking on Preston pretty bad elsewhere these days.)