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Thursday, December 22, 2005


 

The Twelve Days of Christmas - DAY TEN

Christmas is only three days away! Have you gotten all your shopping done for those lefties in your life? I mean, besides buying them those big CHOOSE LIFE t-shirts that Wham! used to wear.

Fear not, for I bring you good tidings of The Twelve Days of Christmas: Last Minute Gift Ideas for Liberals, Day Ten!

Today’s gift: Monopoly: Eminent Domain Special Edition!

You may remember playing classic Monopoly as a youngster. Sure the games took forever, but remember the fun you had buying property, setting up houses and hotels? Remember the pride you took in actually owning property and protecting that property from interlopers?

Well, in the new Monopoly Eminent Domain Edition, you can take as much pride in your property as you want, but remember - in today’s version, that property is temporary. Thanks to SCOTUS’ Kelo decision, this new game version reflects the new American reality that, as long as a developer wants your land and government wants more tax revenue, your property can taken on a whim, and there’s not a damn thing you can do about it!

Roll the dice and buy this lovely property in Fort Trumbull.

But lookout! That property is in New London, Connecticut, where the city government and local developers now have the Federal green light to take your property so that they can put up an office plaza for a pharmaceutical company! When the city needs more tax revenue, it’s time for you to hit the bricks, sister.

Maybe you’re running a little low on Monopoly Money and you need to find some affordable housing. Really affordable housing. You could do a lot worse than Riviera Beach, Florida. Sure, the area is a bit run down, but you’ve got a hell of a view. Not so fast, homeowner! Mayor Fatso wants to toss your poor ass out into the street so that he can build beachside condos and restaurants for people who do have a lot of Monopoly Money! You lose!

It’s not all bad news, playing Monopoly: Eminent Domain Edition. If you get really lucky, you might roll the dice and have the option of landing on Cilley Hill Road in Weare, New Hampshire. This will give you the opportunity to tear down David Souter’s run-down shack and put up a Lost Liberty Hotel. It’s in the community’s best interest, you know.

Monopoly Eminent Domain is sweeping the country! Now that the flood gates are open, there’s barely a state or local municipality that isn’t jumping in on the fun! And you may get to play as well - whether you want to or not!

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  1. [...] Weather it is Fort Trumbull, Riveria Beach, or Cilley Hill Road is unimportant, the Government is there and they are there to help you get out of the way of their progress in the name of economic development or just straight social architecture. This is truly the game that will drive you to the streets even if you have been in your home for years. Give this game to all your friends that love intrusive governmetn and that truly believe the line – “We’re from the government and we are here to help you” Full Post Here [...]

    Pingback by Swap Blog » Blog Archive » A updated classic — Thursday, December 22, 2005 9:02 am | permalink


  2. [...] Monopoly: Eminent Domain Special Edition! That’s funny. [...]

    Pingback by SayUncle » Heh — Thursday, December 22, 2005 9:06 am | permalink


  3. Monopoly: Eminent Domain Edition

    Oh yes! You really need to go take a read of Preston Windsor Taylor York Watson Holmes latest in his 12 days of Christmas entries. The latest entry is “Monopoly: The Eminent Domain Edition”, where the government can confiscate your…

    Trackback by Diggers Realm — Thursday, December 22, 2005 9:21 am | permalink


  4. Last Minute Gift Idea

    Got a cultural marxist liberal progressive on your Christmas shopping list that you just can’t find anything for?
    Well, here’s an idea: Monopoly, The Eminent Domain Edition!

    Because nothing says “love thy neighbor” this hol…

    Trackback by Say Anything — Thursday, December 22, 2005 9:27 am | permalink


  5. Monoply, the Kelo Edition

    The Twelve Days of Christmas continues at Six Meat Buffet….

    Trackback by Ace of Spades HQ — Thursday, December 22, 2005 10:15 am | permalink


  6. [...] Monopoly: The Eminent Domain Edition! [...]

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  8. [...] There be mediocrity all over the blogidohexiweb. Tammi hates these mieces to pieces. The Commisar is under attack. I blame the Mighty Morphin’ Pajama Rangers. Velociman wonders what it tastes like. Preston Taylor Holmes presents us with another great gift for the holiday season. It’s Monopoly: Eminent Domain Special Edition! shank says don’t be a dick. Steve H. ’spains Male Slut Syndrome. Dan tapped Maureen Dowd (I sure hope he wore protection). Hubris explains blogging. basil says it’s winter, maybe or not. by Phineous T. Goldphish @ 3:59 pm. Filed under Yes this is a category   [Trackback URL]  [link] Trackback URL for this post: http://pajamasmediocrity.com/2005/12/22/thursday%e2%80%99s-roundup-of-mediocrity-2/trackback/ [...]

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  11. The Six Meat Buffet Kwistmakah Gift Selection keeps getting better and better

    And I thought after their “Hoist the White Flag Stratego for Democrats” they couldn’t be topped, now comes “Monopoly: Emminent Domain” edition. This just might make it into the article I’ve been procastinating on about the Kelo decision….

    Trackback by The LLama Butchers — Thursday, December 22, 2005 9:54 pm | permalink


  12. Now If I Could Only Get This On My Amazon Wish List

    Can’t find the right game to purchase for Christmas? Have you considered Monopoly: Eminent Domain Special Edition?You may remember playing classic Monopoly as a youngster. Sure the games took forever, but remember the fun you had buying property, sett…

    Trackback by Acorns from an Okie — Friday, December 23, 2005 1:55 pm | permalink


  13. [...] Until now, one of the difficulties that made Monopoly such a hard game to win was that you had to get your competitors to sell you their properties. But thanks to the Supreme Court’s Kelo decision, Monopoly games have been made that much shorter! Trackback URL: http://positiveliberty.com/2005/12/monopoly-the-eminent-domain-edition.html/trackback/ [...]

    Pingback by Positive Liberty » Blog Archive » Monopoly: The Eminent Domain Edition — Tuesday, December 27, 2005 7:26 pm | permalink


:: Comments ::

  1. “All your property are belong to us”?

    Apparently none of the tax revenue goes to help the schools in this game.

    Hilarious though, baby, as always. xoxoxoxo

    comment by Feisty — Thursday, December 22, 2005 @ 9:35 am


  2. Will there still be the opportunity to win that Beauty Pagent and collect $75 from the Community Chest, or has Donald Trump taken that over and privatized the winnings?!

    comment by Yiddish Steel — Thursday, December 22, 2005 @ 12:25 pm


  3. Gordo! Email me you crazy mofo! 8^)

    comment by Paladin — Thursday, December 22, 2005 @ 5:25 pm


  4. For those of you who don’t get the ‘all your property are belong to us’ comment, visit the following link:
    http://allyourbase.planettribes.gamespy.com//

    comment by Michael Goode — Thursday, December 22, 2005 @ 7:40 pm


  5. Thanks Michael - I was trying to explain that joke to someone and your link helps explain it much better than I did.

    comment by Preston Taylor Holmes — Thursday, December 22, 2005 @ 8:09 pm


  6. I sorta get the bad grammar thing now, but I still don’t think I can use it properly in a sentence nor do I quite get the context. Forgive me, I’m not a big video game player nor an UEBER-NERD!!!

    All I know is that all my heart are belong to Preston. Mmmmm….

    comment by Feisty — Friday, December 23, 2005 @ 4:39 am


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