What are you still doing here? T’was the night before Christmas and all that…

Well, you made it to Day 12 of our gift ideas for Liberals and we’re glad to see you.

Our tireless research and development team here at Six Meat Buffet noticed that since September 12, 2001, many of the brightest thinkers on the left have offered their insight on U.S. foreign policy in the Middle East.

We’ve captured some of the best arguments*, entered them into our 486 super-computer and came up with a device that can predict Liberal Wisdom.

Preeeesenting – just in time for Christmas – the Six Meat Buffet Magic Liberal 8 Ball.

Ask any question about the Iraq war, Afghanistan, the Arab Street and let the fun begin!

* Input –
2001 – Invasion of Afghanistan,
2002 – Afghan Democracy,
2003 – Inflaming the Arab Street,
2004 – The Iraqi quagmire,
2005 – Iraqi elections

Any resemblance between the Magic Liberal 8 Ball ™ and the Autorantic Virtual Moonbat ™ is completely coincidental. No really!

UPDATE: This however, is pure plagiarism (on our part).

PREVIOUSLY:

• Day Eleven: Legos Mexican Border Edition
• Day Ten: Monopoly Eminent Domain Special Edition
• Day Nine: Don’t Spill the Beans
• Day Eight: The Official Survivor: Katrina Board Game
• Day Seven: Planned Parenthood Abortion Gift Certificates
• Day Six: Inflatable Nanny State Companion Doll
• Day Five: Simon! Abu Ghraib Signature Edition
• Day Four: The Race Card Game
• Day Three: Stratego For Democrats
• Day Two: Bill Frist’s Operation!
• Day One: The Ted Kennedy Bathtub Playset

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